Today in the news: Two American pastors burned two copies of the Quran. Two American pastors burned two copies of the Qur’an.

by Jekyll:
My girlfriend was pregnant, went to the ultrasound, wanted a girl. Called Wick, he asks
How is my viagra?
The Vicky? You have eggs on the entire monitor.

A colleague (yyy) is late to work, dialogue in the corporate chat:
Why are you late?
I was looking for socks.
XXX is clean.
YYY: They are the same!! to

Woman (00:19:01): To the wicked
Woman (00:19:03): * tomorrow
Female (00:19:04): fuck
Mothers of Mothers of Mothers of Mothers I haven’t roasted so long ago.

The Lion:
When will my photo be there?
and Anastasia:
Ohhh :D you need to find a room where you can pour flour and roll in it naked)) and grow strawberries)))
The Lion:
How Ahuenny formed the answer "never"))) Never heard of this :D

Jee: Now I hear from the kitchen: "Max, hold yourself in your hands! Max, put the chair in place! Why do you have a knife? Spit out the cat!and "
Jee: Max is our cat... Sereza is my father... In the kitchen, except for them – no one...)

Have you watched "Summer"?
and no.
Do you think this movie is cool?
and no.
Go out for me! I am serious!! to

She: Thank you for a pleasant time. for everything! Good luck to you! Now there is no obstacle to pursuing... and then life is not so long. You cannot suddenly
He: Ugo... He went looking for the sausage in the refrigerator. I probably won’t find. Because I didn’t buy it. Because I did not want. I do not want now. I will go search anyway. Still, there is a chance, though very small, that there is an uncovered sausage in my refrigerator.
She: Are you okay? Do you buy sausages?

My first love was Xusha, a girl angel. There was only Rh from the negative. c) The heroin

After a general 1.5 hour cleaning in the room, the dirty object in it is you.

A real baumane for 1 d/s writes 3 pencil and stacks a set of pencil(s)

If a gay claims that 2x2=4, he is right, even though he is gay.
yyy: if a gay claims that 2x2 = 4, then he is a gay, despite the fact that 2x2 = 4

YYY: What is it? Abandoned you? Why is?
He doesn’t like my "emotional fight". I'd fuck his big sweaty man - I'd watch him not cry after sex.

A guy with a girl recently dating, lying on a guy's bed in guests.
She: Do you love me?
He is: Yes
Will your parents love me?
He: I do not know
The girl, takes the bag, says "you can’t carry me" and leaves)))

How beautiful you are today, mmmm, I would have married you!
YYY: Do not say nonsense! I know you just need access to my Playstation %)

How I love our country. Putin came to Chelyabinsk, walked around the houses, there people complained to him. Give local authorities a hint. Authorities overnight made a beach, put umbrellas and couchbeds. By the evening of the next day, the people were swimming in umbrellas, crushing the woods and going home.

Father (P) is lucky in the wheelchair of his son (C) who is just learning to speak:
Q: Tell me Dad.
C is be-e.
P is daddy!
C is be-e!
Q: Daddy and Daddy!!! to
S: Beeyeeee!!! to
Father, fuck the fuck!
C is fucking!
Q: Well, the beginning is set!

<Greece> trend to accelerate slowing growth

and anoize:
There is only one normal rapper in the world - it's Winnie Pooh! He is the only one who reads without pathos and ponts.

I am a sex machine!! Even in the eighth grade of all the girls on the medical examination with the gynecologist asked "do you live sexual life?", and me - immediately "what do you protect yourself?"!