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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №69936
 12.09.2012
I was loooh, fucking, I went into the shower, there was no one at home and the idea was not to be until 3 p.m.
I went singing like this in the whole voice am sexy end am nou it
and
If you are dumb, it is forever.
I go out like this continuing to sing, I go to the refrigerator like this: "Let me eat, the naked slave" I go to the kitchen, and there mother here with such eyes O_O

Ahahahah

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №69935
 12.09.2012
by Habr
Every crack is not only the activation of pirate software, but also the divine track in 8bit.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №69934
 12.09.2012
YouTube video interview with a girl in a drug club, comments:

xxx: - brains as much as I have in the 3rd class.. probably loves when it is allowed around
Yyy: - So that means you loved in the 3rd class)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №69933
 12.09.2012
I have the feeling that the MTS company is just afraid to tell Valuev that he is fired.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69932
 12.09.2012
Again, I really want to see a ballet on TV - "Lebbi Lake".
On all channels!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №69931
 12.09.2012
Did you test the ticket sales system?
– Yes...
- The customer has now bought a ticket for the date "82.13.-891". Either you tell him now how many days are left before the trip, or we transfer you to the office of a padovan.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №69930
 12.09.2012
I am sitting behind the compot now, and my husband is putting my son to sleep, 2.5 years old. I hear my husband tell him a story:
...and then came for him a car...You know what a car is?! to
I do not know.
“Well, it’s when horses ride first, and a room on wheels follows them.
O_O

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №69929
 12.09.2012
My mother is an alien or a saint. I was a witness to a miracle!! to
and???? to
“She found my cluttered headphones on my desk, wrapped them and put them in my bag. And when I came to the institute they didn’t get confused again!!! They were lying well!! I am in shock!! I don’t know how to live with it now!
I’ve always dreamed of telling you that no one will believe you ?

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69928
 12.09.2012
Call the rescue service in the area
Tagged with: alo
In Greece, pigs are poorly born. It is not in hand. We drank her beer to calm her down. What to do next?
XHH:Guddy

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №69927
 12.09.2012
We had a secretary (simpapulechka and at the same time a sports master in karate) put the theme of a common mail of some pink mice. No one likes it, but no one disputes it.)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №69926
 12.09.2012
I recently went to a psychiatrist and said:
I play dance, like dependency.
One of the psychologists:
What is your efficiency?

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69925
 12.09.2012
Bremaver: I remembered a banal way to confuse a person. Ask "you down?" and point your finger up.

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69924
 12.09.2012
Funny advertisement went - The dentist says: "I am often treated with tooth pain..." AND WHAT should I treat him? With hemorrhoids?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №69923
 12.09.2012
You need to allocate 18+ to the advertisement, at least during the day it will not be shown.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №69922
 12.09.2012
Our players have become champions of the Paralympic Games.
The main collection?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №69921
 12.09.2012
Only in Russia to the doctor, taking from 4 o'clock, you can sit in the line for 2 hours, and you have a TALLON for 4!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №69920
 12.09.2012
I work in the security department. The customer comes to connect the apartment to the security controller. Fill out documents and in the object card (the characteristics of the apartment) writes, literally:
- Two-room apartment in the first entrance on the first floor of the nine-storey panel house, windows of the kitchen and lodge out on the back of the house, the bedroom window on the entrance (facade). Animals in the apartment: a dumb cat. In the event of a cat alarm or cat attack on the police officer, shoot the cat to the defeat (you will shoot, do not damage the linoleum, the apartment can be rented)

I can’t stand up to see the cat’s hand.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69919
 12.09.2012
256 days a year. Congratulations to all involved!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №69918
 12.09.2012
The suv:

In St. Petersburg, a pensioner stole six million rubles and Faberge eggs

Give me your eggs back!!!! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №69917
 12.09.2012
I sit in the cabbage... The playlist is just to inspire... Here you and scurvy, and Bilan, and Alsu, and metal with Kenny J... Gesto... Poor my brain...

Upd: Oh, Ramstein went... I’m waiting for Mozart and Sepulture...

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