- I propose to blur the strategic reserve of the LSD in case of war.
How to arrange, let me know. We will wreck the war.

I have a friend of the old hardening, always gives a place to women, the door holds, and so on. Even abroad, where he frequently travels for work.
There are a lot of feminists. He, with his galacticity, sometimes runs into the kind of outrage "you think I am unable to stand, open the door?! Do you think women are worse than men?
He has an answer that he never failed. He just says:
You are, of course, neither weaker nor worse than me, but clearly more beautiful. If the car rushes, I will fall and break my face, it will not be as offensive as if you break it.
Women also love compliments :)

I once had sex with a girl in size 9 - very uncomfortable!!! to

WOW: The ninth size is how much in a poppy?

zzz: in the dots must measure...

The fools are lucky in life.
XXX: I am not a fool.
XXX: The Ura

Title from Rambler: "Sobyanin will not postpone the inauguration".

Sigur: It may be strange, but I like to work in mac
Denis: You’re definitely zombie there) or you’re mixing something in food
Sigur: No, work is awful, but people are fun.
Denis: When people are in trouble, they come together, hold together, help each other. You are all in trouble.

I stand at the post office of Russia in a row (the department works for 4 hours a day), from the nonsense to get stuck in a large monitor in the hall, where advertising, humor, and so on. The anecdote goes on:
We have turtles today!
Visitor: Yes I know. One of them serves me today.
by Facepalm

I saw from the morning a sad subtle Tajik in dresses and a purple T-shirt with the inscription: "This is how a real man looks." Well, I think, okay, let’s get the fake better.

Have you broken? Why post old quotes on the second round?

here here :

I used to use the phone cable and brush my teeth. After the call, the ability to speak in general and matte in particular returned in 10 minutes.
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I cleaned the phone cable with my teeth. There was a stroke and I suddenly ate the wire, almost swallowing a piece. Later it turned out that my wife called to wake up (I didn’t know I was up) so that I could eat. My statement that I had already eaten by wire she did not understand.

I went to the clinic with Seraphim today. There was no line, only one grandmother sitting in front of us, pressed with a wild, roaring cough. After another attack, she turns to us and says in a conspiracy tone with a smile on her mouth: “This is not a cold! It calmed me, Aunt.

By the way, the military trackers are remarkable because they bring the aesthetics of the “Star Wars” into real life: NATO countries predominantly use tracing bullets with magnesium, giving a bright red flame (as in insurgent rebels); and the USSR and other Warsaw Treaty countries until a certain point used bullets with barium salts, giving a green mark (as in the star of the Galactic Empire). On the other hand, laser swords are usually painted in reverse (red in bad, green and blue in good). Go guess it.

There are two very important men in my life: Leonid and George!
The first comes during the day, the second at night.
I’m calling them hot and hot ?

xxx: The new mayor of Yekaterinburg Royzman, banned in his city rap group AK-47, say he is a poet himself, so he will rap for the inhabitants of the city - Once, twice, twice...the mayor at the microphone....
Yyy: Not to rap, but to chanson for the boys from Uralmash)))
xxx: I went out on the tribune with the guitar and the papyrus in the teeth: - A couple of years I sat off - Later justified - And now I will be the mayor - What the suckers did not wait? Oh... Oh... Oh...
Tagged: ahahahaha

"well, if you understand what I am about ;)" - what can spell out any phrase)

And I drank tea this morning, if you know what I am talking about ;)

xxx: A bag of M&Ms splashed into me with exactly two candies. Blue and red.
I mean the hint "takes to eat sweets".
yyy: No, you have to choose one of them and go watch a lot of glutes along with the black in the glasses.

This is:
"Vaseline with a taste? You are eating him, right?and "

Vaseline is not just for your ass.
The dried lips are also dried.
And then the fruit taste is more pleasant than just a fat snack)))))

I worked as an admin in a large organization. My colleague and I worked every day from morning to evening to straighten the hands of the youths. Then the computer will hang, then the document will be lost, then the printer will not scream. It is decided! Within a month, the OS was removed on all compasses, cleaned up (!) the keys, mice, system blocks, set the software from scratch. The next two months we sit bamboo smoking. Nothing is broken!! The joy! The only problem is the computer analyst. He lives his life, a dog. He wants to be connected, he wants not. It also does not turn on in the morning. The analyst calls me. and help. I am such. and Nifiga. The psychic. The system block. engaged in! After that, I went to the analyst every morning before I went to my office. I started the computer from PINK. It seemed like she explained where to pin and with what force. None of which he agrees. You are experts in high technology. It is late! ?

The freezing of tariffs could deprive 62.1 thousand employees of RZD.

Forgive yourself with your cousins! % of

Do you love? Tell me, I love it. Do not paint on the asphalt.