xxx: Worked at a pig complex, the pigs were fed well and they still ate each other. In one night, 10 pigs can eat one whole ass. A pig approached, bite another by the tail while playing, a wound appeared. and all. If not stopped in time, they will be eaten out. This is not happening from hunger. In the picture are pigs.



Yyy: In one documentary I heard that they were bored, under such conditions of life, every animal begins to behave like this.



Zzzz: I have to take my wife to the cinema. Is it little...

xxx: Went with my husband into the forest with a nightclub, a tent, all the business. I felt the pressure in the lower part of my body, got out of the tent and decided that if I would walk around it, climbing the ground, the shrinking of the leaves and branches would block the sound. At each step, the slightly struggling pressure, satisfied with its smoothness, went to the second circle, and there was rust: "Do you scare the territory or scare off mosquitoes?"

The phrase "simple as three pennies" is still used, and what it means, not everyone understands.

An old friend of mine, after retirement, started teaching young people to drive trucks at the corresponding college. He tells us:

My current education does not impress me. Learn to move backwards, drive into the supposed courtyard. The guy does nothing. Under a straight angle, I explain, once, another, and no hell. Sitting on a smoke. Here he says to me, “Uncle Vitus, how can the angle be straight?”

A new lesson.
The Teacher:
"What are the names of those who chew money out of the country and take it to rich countries, where they spend money?"
The Wolf:
The Occupants? The foreign agents?
Sit down Col. They are patriots.
Foreign agents import money into the country and spend it here.

If at night you want to suck, then dreams almost constantly appear, sometimes interesting.



YYY: The main thing in these dreams is not to squeeze anyone. Even if you are very requested...

My girlfriend had a lover. and married. 10 years of love, passion, suffering, tears and joy. And finally it happened: the man decided, left his wife and moved to his girlfriend. and forever. When dividing the property he got a family dog - a healthy terrier. My friend also had a dog. The problem is that the dogs are not friends. at all! Fighting and the like. The question arose: one of the dogs will have to get rid of. But nobody agreed to give theirs! are disrupted. They departed.