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[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №41596
 13.01.2011
from ZH:

There is a special clown unit in the Mexican police. It works mainly in schools. Well, so that children are not mentally traumatized and even somehow entertained if possible. A few days ago, the children of this unit were caught in one of the school thieves. Funny so they were chased after them, drowned on the ground, joyfully beat the kidneys. In general, the kids liked it.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №41595
 13.01.2011
He: yes you right man should earn, and woman to maintain the focal)))))))you have a smart girl)

She: I have a man.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №41594
 13.01.2011
I call the homephone.
who?
I am
Who is "I"
Fuck it didn’t work...

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41593
 13.01.2011
News on the tape:
British police took sea pigs for marijuana
British scientists, British scientists...

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №41592
 13.01.2011
We exhausted the quota.
Finished the drinking limit.
Wake up, soon to work!
Stand up, you untouched man!

They didn’t even rest on youth.
Neighbors, neighbors, and guests...
Wake up, soon to work!
Stand up until the winter is over.

Your spiritual flight.
All airways are open.
Wake up, soon to work!
Who if not you, go there!

We are waiting for a corporate bowl.
It’s not easy to beat him.
Wake up, soon to work!
I hate the unemployed.

You do not want to lose freedom!
It’s hard to survive without salary.
Wake up, soon to work!
Come on, my virtual friend.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №41591
 13.01.2011
Strange, the table smells like clicks.
It looks like mice are there!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №41590
 13.01.2011
On the radio, the DJ reads greetings:"I congratulate my boss with the change of orientation"
I think it was he that was so whisperedly called Pidaras?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №41589
 13.01.2011
Boorawchick: When I come to the accounting office, they stop working :)
JULKA: What are you doing to them?
Boorawchick: They call it the "man’s break", and I call it the 1c Basic Package Update Accounting :)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №41588
 13.01.2011
Admiral: Yesterday we walked with Shprota. I’m near, I’m just ahead. I crawl, I almost fall. Thinking that Sprot is drying up, as I am almost ridiculously fucked, I turn to her, and her ass from the thighs turns...)

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №41587
 13.01.2011
X: I recently ate a delicious fish.
Y: Glad for you
X: Do you want to ask which one?
Y : Which one?
It has been 5 minutes...
This is delicious, I wrote...
Y: Burn in Hell.

[ + 196 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41586
 13.01.2011
And everyone, when the games were set for a long time, placed the cursor at the very edges of the progress bar and waited, waited until it moved, and then again?

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41585
 13.01.2011
My girlfriend wants me to fill it. I don't know what to do: I have only met her for 3 months, and I have worms for 10 years.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №41584
 13.01.2011
I feel like a mythical monster =)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: I can sleep indefinitely until I get disturbed.

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41583
 13.01.2011
xxx (11:04:33 12/01/2011)
I brought my child to school yesterday.
xxx (11:04:36 12/01/2011)
Husband took
xxx (11:04:37 12/01/2011)
in time
xxx (11:04:45 12/01/2011)
kissed the door went home - vacation again
xxx (11:04:47 12/01/2011)
Up to 12
xxx (11:04:56 12/01/2011)
My husband arrived, my husband arrived on time.
xxx (11:05:00 12/01/2011)
Up to 12 inclusive.
xxx (11:05:06 12/01/2011)
Here I am Mommy.
xxx (11:06:07 12/01/2011)
I will try again tomorrow.)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №41582
 13.01.2011
This is me, your masterpiece. I brought a machine for your boy. Only I will not give it to you, because you do not have permission.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №41581
 13.01.2011
Lenny is my worst and most invincible enemy. So that I don’t have such an enemy, I’ll go to his side =))

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №41580
 13.01.2011
From personal...
As a child, when my father did something and asked me to bring passages, I always felt the spirit of France and it seemed like we were in Paris.
But after the scream, will you bring, fuck, passages, or not?! to
I immediately returned to Russia.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №41579
 13.01.2011
I study at the Faculty of Art Design. According to the discipline of "sculpture" to the session you need to blind from the plaster blind of Apollo's eyes, nose and ear. At classes, of course, nothing is done, at home in the last nights before the delivery you need to stick everything, I feverishly send in the ass to all my fellow students a request to give, whoever has something.
XXX is. Blind ear urgently need and eye if there is an extra, before the 15th plizzzzz (((
From the session lack of sleep I got twice into the wrong windows, and not those people.
One asked, “Are you going to the disco?” the other was removed from the list the next day.

[ + 127 - ] Comment quote №41578
 13.01.2011
Words are not wreaths.
Sasha, it’s not anything but a vortex.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №41577
 13.01.2011
X: Can you become a sub-zero scorpion or reptile?
Y is possible. But the use of substances that will turn you into these heroes in the Russian Federation is prohibited by law.

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