The buyer enters the shop (P):
Q: Give the Baltic 0, but I have eight rubles.(It is 41 p.
I: Sorry, I cannot
Q: Well then give the Baltic 9 (worth 33p)

XXX: What is compassion?
Yyy: Tom is feeling great.

It all started with a wedding. I wore the ring not on that finger, not on that hand, not that girl.

The cat came and sat in front of the monitor, the necklace is not visible. I also closed her hand. I got angry and left something.

A new way of guessing the 21st century: throwing the naked uggy out of the house! Without them, you will find your narrowing fast :D

My father gave me a Rolex clock. A true Swedish timetable and with an autopilot. Just enough to shock.
One on the right hand.
and?
The eternal engine.

xxx: I am sweet here
YYY: If this is a call to me, then you have forgotten the tail. If not, then I hope there are no bees near you.

One of us bought an electronic cigarette. for two days smoked her, featured the boss, precocious, that you can stretch in the workplace. I noticed something wrong in the cigarette. He washed it, cleaned it, began to steam and realized that he confused the bubbles. Two days of smoking!! to

You have to work, get married, have children and die at retirement.
I forgot the tree.
You have to work, get married, have children and die on a tree.

A question of female logic.

Mom calls me to the kitchen to eat soup and asks if I can put me meat. To what I answer no, don’t have to! I don’t like this chicken cooked.
I sit down at the table and see in my plate right in the middle a decent piece of chicken.
Mom, what is it?
“Well, you said I didn’t need meat and I put you a smaller piece.

O_O

xxx: When viewing videos, the sound is delayed.
What is the problem?
The speed of light is faster than the speed of sound, so it should be.

Anyone, explain who this Valera is and why his time has come?

The xxx:
This is a question for you: in the firm where you constantly buy equipment, there is a possibility to make checks for an amount greater than the value, but not to indicate some equipment in the merchandise?
YYYY :
mm
YYYY :
It is too long you wrote the word "square"

As a result, the daughter of the mayor of our city was included in the group. She rarely went, did not communicate, but my friend and I somehow incredibly got an invitation for her birthday.

The celebration was massive, a cool restaurant for more than 1000 people was removed, the nail of the day was a very expensive car, gifted by the father to his beloved daughter. At the moment of delivering the gift, the friend who sat next to me and applauded with everyone said:

I obviously do not pay taxes in vain.

Lena, who was travelling to Turkey, stayed with her friend. A good house, a servant, a beloved puppy... So at half seven in the morning I woke up from the fact that under the window a woman stands (well how do you understand what). It turned out - it is a poppy.))))) a friend of many girls apparently happens... a poppy smart... speaking... parodying

Okay to you! Hitler was not so bad. Eventually he killed Hitler.