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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108087
 13.01.2015
With a lack of funding, British scientists have proven that single-use machines are not so single-use.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №108086
 13.01.2015
here here :
The unicode also provided for the sign of the falling ruble: 200 ѣ.
This is the letter Eat. But when the ruble falls, you won’t hear that.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №108085
 13.01.2015
Regions of Russia News
by 02:29
Traces of Ancient Forest Discovered in Antarctica
It is noted that many of the remains are heavily covered, which indicates the major fires that burst in antiquity on the mainland.
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The Great Russia...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108084
 13.01.2015
>>> No one has tried to hang the surveillance camera? With a sign that is being conducted "video-fixing of fusion of wood and surveillance cameras".

are delayed. Together with the trees.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108083
 13.01.2015
Freedom of speech is also the responsibility for that very word, suddenly.
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Let us not lose our heads for religious differences, both in the direct and in the translated sense. There is no law in France that permits killing for “wrong faith,” and Muslims are well aware of this when they travel to Europe. Want to live according to the Sharia law - welcome back to the Muslim states, there and fight for your ideals. Europeans do not go to Africa to shoot Africans who spoil twelve-year-old wives. It does not satisfy the European lifestyle - roll up. Well, or play by European rules: pay the media, bribe the politicians, and promote the laws that suit you. Clashes with Kalashas are in Africa or Ukraine.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108082
 13.01.2015
XXX: How did the holidays go?
YYY: Judging by acceptance – not
yyy: the password to the working comp first approached

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №108081
 13.01.2015
Let me ask a modest question, but for a small size (0-1), why is the livery at all?
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First of all, so that the nipples do not shake and do not illuminate (those who have a dress code at work and the need to wear white shirts or shirts, without a scarf at all). You can, of course, use smooth silicone masking stickers on nipples, but under them the skin doesn’t breathe and sweat, and I’m not sure how harmless it is. (Al the pieces are sticky, I recommend for one-time use :-) )

And yet, the fact that the chest is small does not mean that it doesn’t jump or talk when jumping or running, it also needs to be supported and shaped.


[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №108080
 13.01.2015
What is the point of such an open shit about the Holy West?
Come and look at the cartoons of this shabdo. There are Hui, Homosexuals, Fucking and Fucking with Sheep. All in full cover.
Those who fell from their own impunity got what they deserved. Freedom of speech is also the responsibility for that very word, suddenly.

And when these wicked ones in Russia exploded the houses, did those wicked trolls also get what they deserved? How hard it takes to justify terrorists.
Yes, the cartoons in that magazine are still shit, but if you explode all kinds of moral wickedness, then your house would have long been exploded, anyway.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108079
 13.01.2015
Comments on the film "The Game of Imitation" (About Turing and the Hacking of Enigma):
XHH: Norm, but it would be better without a cock theme.
WOW: What is that? The historical fact is that Turing was a noble jupiter and slang. Bydlo, learning about this, could not reconcile with his acquired knowledge and castrated Turing. Turing was unable to accept the status, pumped an apple with cyanide and bit a piece. Steve Jobs, whining under the acid, in the time of free love, also turned on the rear drive a couple of times, learned about this story and decided to avenge Biddle. He came up with a logo with a bitten apple, the slogan "Think differently" and sells a phone to Bydla for the price of two laptops. Biddle knocks in the palms and joins the ideology of the jupiter and the shrub - the circle of life, so.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №108078
 13.01.2015
XXX: Personal Relationship is Relationship Between People
A girl may be a living goddess, in love with a mortal, if she herself does not like him as a man, then the girl does not like it as a whole.
and vice versa
xxx: in the case of a normal relationship on both sides, the point of personal relationship is considered to be fulfilled.
XX: It is like the existence of a derivative in a point.
If in point x0, which belongs to the area of determination of a function, there are both left-hand and right-hand derivatives, then in point x0 there is a derivative function.
Tagged with: chrenaceo oo
I want to take this day into the annals of history.
xxx: the same case when I used a matan in real life

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №108077
 13.01.2015
wut: - In the cartoon "Cheburashka" exactly described the essence of dating sites.
Lilith :?! to
Wut: So how about? A crocodile writes an ad about looking for friends.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №108076
 13.01.2015
I have 5 sizes. I go to women’s clothes shops regularly. Sometimes, before buying, I sample up to 10-12 models of underwear. Not that it is always a necessity, sometimes I just want to boast.
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Do you measure them in the shopping room?

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