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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №908
 13.01.2008
The history of the fire today:
On April 12, 1605, Bois Godunov, instead of celebrating the day of cosmonautics as normal people, died.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №907
 13.01.2008
What do you think of the gold? A rare creature!

NikAl: Full Gandalf, in the exams falls!

Nicole: Is that not so?

Timothy: Am...

Khrumzel: Nikolai Alexandrovich, we ask you to leave the chat.

LadySnow: Yes, and Nick, by the way, could have invented a trick.

Nikki is...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №906
 13.01.2008
ZLOBIK: how greyed adin the wise Chinese:???? ? to ???? ? to ? to and.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №905
 13.01.2008
<Manya> Alenka: How are you doing?
<Alenka> Manya: shit. How are you?
<Richard> * you

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №904
 13.01.2008
Don’t be nervous ?
YYY: I am calm as a dwarf lying quietly in the sun
yyy:and on the tail of which the asphalt layer on the neutrals
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: And nothing can be done...

Anonymous 167

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №903
 13.01.2008
When in foreign films the heroes try to speak Russian, only English subtitles are saved.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №902
 13.01.2008
I have a dream: all black and red, terrible sounds... stands a satanist of some sort and, I stretch out my hand, rageously wept: "Rush up, open up the gates of hell...Ride with the blind!!and "

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №901
 13.01.2008
I saw it in the clinic today. Half of the problems with pronunciation, as I understood, are solved by elementary attempts to explain in the registration, which doctor you need

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №900
 13.01.2008
<Vovka> shortly after removing the package stopped working commands other than cd
<Vovka> only works on CD
<Barmalei> and the sho for the peking removed?
<Vovka> glibc
<Vovka> he trapped another 268 packages

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №899
 13.01.2008
When you get up in the morning, you are always faced with a choice. On one cup weighs the future, knowledge, then money, and on the other one the money, and the hell take it, the second cup is heavier!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №898
 13.01.2008
I saw a macho with an elephant here...I remembered you right away.
Ilia A Chirchov: Thank you for the compliment...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №897
 13.01.2008
<volt> wax when -30 at my house ice on the walls
<Attika> ice on the walls - it's in the line of the last whisper
<Attika> take pictures of the walls and place them on architectural German sites that unfold the idea of biodoms
<Attika> you will be envious of all Germany

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №896
 13.01.2008
Barvinka
I went to play paintball with the programmers on Tuesday.

Ness
And how?

Ness
Are they quality?

Barvinka
I shot them. They said they were teaching killers and snipers at the conservatory.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №895
 13.01.2008
I suggest on the tower to make such a button, "copy in the buffer exchange", ok kst suitable)
Light from Outside

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №894
 13.01.2008
Fuck, I’m a crazy dude :(
Ven0m: looking for a wall
The Bear:?? to
Ven0m: tried to launch a Trojan under the wire.
Ven0m: launched
Ven0m: so this scuco spied a five-digit from the quip included under the same wine :(

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №893
 13.01.2008
Gennady Bachinsky was killed. There is no genius with us who can awaken anyone in the morning, who can laugh even people without a face. To whom this man was the way.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №892
 13.01.2008
Yes is. Go to the store to buy mayonnaise.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №891
 13.01.2008
Licensing Agreement for downloading XXX films from the Tracker

I am reading this text
I give myself a full report.
That I am going to drop.
The movie is from the section "walk hand-ballay!"which is intended for
Looking at older people
The 21st year.
I take full responsibility and I will not.
No one to blame if it is
It affects my unhealthy.
The body or
If I become an anathema and anathema.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №890
 13.01.2008
xxx: Pizzadeci, remember I said that there was a notification about the shipment from Rusobit?

and ZZZ:
her )

The xxx:
In general, I made a list of them there, what I would like to get in thanks for the beta-test of the game, they replied that they have two games from the list and no more figa, that the games at Rusobit-m are 95% shit and they locate only treaches, you know. So their PR manager replied (this is the second in account, the first resigned and ignored the package in general), that there is a key, I replied to them, that it was OK then the set of your choice, honesty, etc., and today I came to receive the package.
And what I saw there?
The first thing I got the keyboard, at first I was confused that it was without a box, well, well, I turn, the gap, the shift, the counter fell on the keyboard, and under them an excellent spectacle, food residues, dried goats, well, and hair (hopefully not pubic :))
For a minute I was in shock =-O Then I stumbled and threw the key back, ppc, it is necessary to be a jedi, so as to stumble, as a gift b / ear key, when in the store the same new one costs 300 rubles. Also in the box thrown, 9 jewelry, chosen treachery type "Lord of sheep", well, I will find somebody to give, but the claw is a mega fuck. Then I’ll put the photos out, let Roosevelt red. :D

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №889
 13.01.2008
XXX: I don’t have a glute.
Change the provider ?
XXX: I do not have a provider!
YYY: What is it?
XXX: The foolish man from the neighbor's entrance...

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