The tribe (2 years) said:
Sitting, the package ("mama"), long so, then thoughtfully stops, looks at the work of his hands, after 2 seconds exhausts the breath of disappointment, and issues this phrase:"Ehkhkhh, blade, parвалася!"

Initiative should come from a man. And I don’t care about your progressivity and the 21st.
He: In that case, you shouldn’t be feminists, and you should obey us in everything, like in the 18th and 19th centuries.
She: and the ass with the beetle not to pray?)))

xxx: xashi, ninja myths are probably the most established in the minds of people. This is probably the most mysterious ninja art. In our minds formed the ninja image of the movie-people in black clothes, with the face closed, roaring on straight swords, which they hold with a reverse grip. It is all nonsense. There were no such swords at all, they did not fight against them naturally, if they were not. They had such a dress, but they rarely wore it. Ninjas come from the impoverished Ronin.
Ninja are turtles living in the sewerage and their teacher is a rat.

Can I look like a psychologist?
macess: then the psychologist will go to the psychiatrist))

If you’ve lived with a girl for 20 years and have never seen her boobs, then she’s your daughter.

Oh the chicken!
Would you?
WOW: Who is Who?
I am not a chicken!

I am 15 percent Jew, but since I am still 15 percent VERY Jew, as a Jew, even if I am 15 percent, I have the right to tell everyone that I am 100 percent Jew!

The nostalgia tortured......I will go on the fence of Rap-KAL I will write

Seeing the sad Canadians is invaluable, there is a mastercard for everything else.

[Theobit 23:43:28]
From the Medical Forum.
"Has there been a vaginal spasm? Just do not shake! The natural desire of a man will immediately break out of love captivity - this cannot be done in any case, otherwise he can seriously injure the partner. She should relax with a no-shpa or a warm bath. But it is easier and faster to open the valve by entering a woman's finger into the anus and slightly pulling it down.
[Theobit 23:44:48]
<< Are you getting stuck? On my finger :D
[Theobit 23:45:24]
<< And if the finger is stuck *SCRATCH*
[0\S_U_N_N_Y\0 23:46:03]
>> I barely laughed at my mom.
[Theobit 23:48:34]
Prikyn, yes: two are lying on the bed, her eyes are 5 rubles, she spits, he mates, pulls his finger and organ, they curl, the bed whispers...
[Theobit 23:52:39]
<< - aaa dear, what is it?
<< -blin, this is a vaginal spasm
<< I know what to do!
<< No
[0\S_U_N_N_Y\0 23:53:19]
>> :D
[Theobit 23:55:06]
<< - The blame, the blame the finger!
<< – You started to let me go!
<< – You have to let go!
<< -NU BL@, OFFIGENNO POTR@HALIS!
[0\S_U_N_N_Y\0 23:56:01)
>> I can’t do it without laughing. :D

I love working in German companies.
xxxh: you go to meet Pidar-Boss, and you go to him "guten morgen hert komardjenkov"
He’s just Morgen in response. :)
Going on a trip to Belgium
There will be a good morning "Huye MORGEN"
You go, you wish everyone good morning and you only smile and say thank you.
You are lucky.

People are in a heightened mood today. The new secretary was pleased. It comes in, all red, embarrassed... whispering... We don’t understand, we sympathize, we ask what happened...
She got courage in her voice.
- Who is waiting for a courier is a lesbian... She is at the bottom of the door of the housephone, go meet...
We were all in shock... Sergey – the leader through tears, says he will meet this he is waiting... the people were stuck with him, jealous... In the middle of the way he was still scattered... It turned out that the courier “Lesbank”... but the break to smoke we got.)))))

Oh, we found the perfect girl for you!
A 5th grade girl with big tits!
WOW: O_O
I don’t need big tits!
WOW: Oh...

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<yyy> “xxx” has broken?

Today I convinced my mother so passionately that I would not get out of the universe that I even believed :)

Yesterday a funny story told me a friend (working as a dentist). In the evening, he returned home, on the way went to the store for cigarettes, at the exit he met three copniks - typeO is a sigha, that in the little things and all that... He replied to them - no, there was no time for me to talk to you here and calmly goes on, the goot still removed a little and left behind...
The next day, a patient comes to him for a reception (one of yesterday’s copniks). He did not recognize Tolkien. He is in a marble bandage. The client's face is slightly so "fake", probably asked for a cigarette of teeth))) and the little things there))) In general, the client had a broken tooth, which was not subject to treatment.
Well, and Tolyan says to him, said he will not be able to cure, will have to be removed. Go to the surgical office.
And here the client sits in a chair, Tolyan, tchets asks the patient, and so between the matter the mask from the face removes, and does not rush to dress back. After recognizing his face, he squeezed into a chair (as if he was overloaded as a cosmonaut during the take-off) and in his eyes there was such a wild horror. The shopper)

I watch porn. The scene of rape. Anchorage is appropriate, all as it should be.
She: “No, please, I have a husband and two children.
He is passionate: I also have a husband. “Mahatov’s pause” is more accurate, wife.
It starts to rot, the camera turns off.

Sweet went to skiing with a friend and two ladies. SMS: I only saw next to them (girls) how cool you are! I think it would be okay to go to the sea with two men to see how clever he is.

Admin goes to the office and congratulates the printers on the day of printing :(

And in the evening, she fucked me and went to sleep.
In the morning, I went to the kindergarten with my child. At this time, Anka is going to fix something there in the car...."

Does the child sleep in the kindergarten? O.O