As a child, I thought pads worked like diapers. Waited until the parents were not at home, put one in the cowboys (every day or not I don't remember already) and began to do a wet job. What was my surprise when the warm moisture flowed over my feet and formed an impressive grove on the floor. Traces of the experiment hid, the parents did not inform))) but my intriguing mind did not stop it. There were some strange experiments.)



Yyy: Oh, and you are like, “Experiment 1 failed. Experiment 2: Will the tampons help you not to get upset?

xxx: Set up cameras, after acquiring a four-legged friend in the form of a dog... very useful thing. At work, you observe how the dog with anxiety breaks off the pieces of linoleum in the kitchen, bites the legs of the table, eats the stool from the couch... During the day, you analyze the scale of the incident, find ways to solve the problem, at the same time you run through the catalogs of construction stores. You come home with building materials and already calmed nerves. The adoption phase has passed. You are met by the finest boy, cheering with his tail, and in his teeth has an elephant horn, which you, the fox, left specifically for him to bite him. I just bite him!”

My father has a cousin, with whom we were born on the same day, but with a difference of 10 years, so I am constantly told that if you don't care about yourself, you will become like Vasya. Vashi, by the way, has two apartments, a solid car, and in general he earns well, except that he was bald at 30 years old and is still not married. But that year, he found a person, his mate, with whom he rides on bicycles, goes to restaurants and so on. So recently there was a case that he was at her house and suddenly his girlfriend called his mother with the joyful news - Anja, open the doors I will rise up, brought you from the village a roof on a mantle. Vasya and her mother are not familiar and so Anja hasn’t come up with anything better than hiding it in the closet. Oh yeah, people under forty, and he was sitting in the closet for an hour with the thought - Well, when she'll be gone. His father ruthlessly trolls on the subject, telling her she struggled to show you simple.

The shit is easy to keep on floating. The rest must be broken.

This bridegroom is broken!

Immediately after graduating from school, Masha inertly ran to meetings of classmates taking place at the disco in the park nearby to the school. He runs through the park past his native school, spends a couple of hours dancing, exchanges news and goes home on a tram.

And here one summer night Masha jumped from a tram at the stop at home. and fell. Very unsuccessfully fell - broke the ligaments on the ankle. Masha didn’t feel the pain, she just couldn’t get up. Masha lies at the stop all in the dust and one thought in her dumb head revolves: how to get home? No soul around.

And here, according to her command, a human shadow appears from the street and goes straight to Masha. A man in military uniform.

Do you know the girl Zina? She lives at this address. The sheet extends her. Masha whispered her nose, read the address and whispered:

We have no zen. I know exactly. I know everyone here!

It cannot be! The military cried out. What is it with you?

“I fell,” said the fallen Masha. My foot hurts. And the military, generously offering her his help, brought Masha home.

A glass of water? He asked the calf.

“Mommy in the night,” Masha’s fever broke in her head. Grandma is at home! He sleeps sensibly! Behind the wall! But he helped... he brought me home... I’m not an ungrateful one?”

The last thought won and Masha took the guest to the kitchen. I poured a glass of water. put before him. The village opposite. The soldier took off his cloth and drank. He said quietly and simply:

Get married to me.

Masha whispered her nose again. She was not prepared for such proposals. Yes, and in the read Masha novels it all happened somehow... Something was wrong...

“I am now,” said Masha. And cuddled into the bathroom. O my God! From the mirror, Masha looked at a strange face painted with tears. Tears like spring canals dry through the dust snakes. The clothes are dust too. And it broke on the shoulder... “Bride!” – Masha nodded, washed and brought herself in order.

In the kitchen, the military also sat still in the previous place. She sat opposite again. And he told her that he would be transferred to a new military unit, and there would be given an apartment on condition that he would get married.

While he told her all this, Masha looked at his stubborn eyebrows and thought. He doesn’t even know my name! He knows nothing about me!

Can I ask a question? I asked Masha. The military shrugged. Well, let’s say you bring me to your military unit, go to serve... And I don’t love you! And there’s a young soldier...and we’ll love each other...What are you going to do?

“I will kill you,” the bridegroom walked away without thinking.
to whom?
and both.
Thank you very much! I do not need! Masha breathed out joyfully.
He carried a guest over the threshold.

In the morning, my mother came from work, cried and cried, looking at the swollen daughter's leg, took her to the hospital. And the grandmother, who slept behind the wall, hearing this story, extended with pity:

Oh yeah, a fool! This bridegroom is crazy!

“It’s not that your family is rich, I really love your daughter and want to marry her.
Which of the three?
In any...