<Gedeliks> Oh well gathered here straight everyone does not drink, do not smoke and do sports
<horizon> Gedeliks: Well, I do not drink, I do not smoke, I run in the morning.
<Gedeliks> I don’t believe
<Gedeliks> is not the case
<Gedeliks> And what do you give on holidays?
<horizon> No, I don’t run on holidays.

What fucking thing did you not do at work?
The big, just huge

We were sent to the universe by a psychologist. Twice a week for the last couple he gave us training, such as being more confident and how to choose the next path.
XHH: And yesterday we repeated all the clever things after him. And he said: All complexes from childhood!
80% of students (the remaining 20% slept) understood this phrase as: All complexes fuck you!
The joyful audience shouted it as loudly as possible. At that moment, a dean came to us, a very tough man. I looked at the pale-green psychologist, turned and left.
More, they said, we won’t have any training. Sorry, it was fun.

Soon the fur will be gone...
What kind of fur?
by Coca Cola)

XXX: I don’t know what to do. I love oral sex.
And my, acceptable, only traditional sex. A is
Like hunting, everything is varied. Polish her
by PiS. And to my messengers. and she,
The Nivaku. Girls, what is the reason?

Tagged: wash

Do you know what an epic file is?

This is when in two months you learn from the neighbors that there is hot water, just in the summer you closed the stand and forgot...

XsanDr777F

Don’t get rid of yourself because of your figure.
If you lose weight, we will miss you.

XXX: This country is not white.
xxx: to win
YYY: White the country, scuco!!! 1

Goose as always...

The match with Andorra
The team of Russia is trying to agree with the team of Poland on holding a friendly match, in order to try the Polish grass! The European Championship

Ordinary chicks go into the bowl, glamorous - in the laptop.

So let us drink so that they will not betray us, but with us.

Rapid victim
One day, world champion Emmanuel Lasker had to play alcoholic chess with Hungarian grandmaster Geza Marosi for a prize of some mercenary.
The terms of such a game were that each figure on the board is a container with alcohol, and, having taken the enemy figure, you need to drink this alcohol. And for this match the figures were made so that their strength depended on the type and volume of alcohol contained in them.
On the third move, Lasker unexpectedly donated a ferzha, which was a 200-gram bottle of whisky. Morocco, who recklessly accepted this sacrifice, immediately stumbled, and Lasker easily led the game to victory.

- Maxim, and my parents have gone to the country...You know what I am talking about?
M-M-M, Lucia, it is a clown! Tomatoes are brought!

You don’t understand, I always what I want, just nikoya not to and is my goal. I am a winner.

Novosti: The evacuation plan now necessarily includes a toilet cabin pictogram.
Everything happens in panic.

Yesterday I had a quarrel with Lenka (((
WOW: What happened? You haven’t seen each other for two weeks. She wrote that she wanted to meet you.
HH: She wanted it very much.
We rented the apartment yesterday and spent the night very busy.
WOW : and?
I mean, I borrowed her money.
Well, in the evening, so as not to forget to give them, I put them on the table.
And now imagine "Morning. She stands up, kisses me, and I ask for the debt and fly out of my mouth: “Thank you, it was a great night, money on the table.”
The hidden meaning of this phrase I only understood when the vase arrived in me.

I walk through the street, the guy who distributes leaflets suits me, I look, a painful thick leaflet, I ask what is it? He says this book! She looks at my stunned eyes and says she needs to be read! I tell him that I can’t read, and he tells me there are pictures! I had to take :(

xxx: the bugs fucked both discettes with the digital signature of the organization
Are there no backstage?
XXX: the second disc and was a backbone
YYY :....

Ave & Sim

In the metro. The old lady is God’s fool. with a polyethylene bag. in the bag of melted meat, it slowly drops a fluid of blood color. The inscription on the package: "Today I helped children!"

he repaired the dishwasher, changed the pad in the crane, the wife on joy gave straight in the kitchen. He felt like a German actor.