by hellchijik:
I decided to learn to play drums.
by hellchijik:
What would you advise to start with?
Sgt Pepper:
Are you crazy?
by hellchijik:
Is it obligatory?

OOO OOO!!! My favorite kind of vodka!! to
Which is it?
5 of 5 ?

Let it double forever.
Those who are in the subway!!! to
P.S. They fuck up, they fuck up.

XXX is:
I will fulfill the obligation of a family member.

XXX is:
A family member, i.e.

XXX is:
Or a family member sounds like a morse cock.

From Twitter:

Last night I dreamed that I was going into the sea, I woke up from being in bed. My husband is now rubbing on me.

Writing in the sea is a terrible sin, insulting the element of water - and you are 80% of water - you insult the lunar energy that controls the water - you risk getting seriously ill. Remember the water - that is, the river, the lake, the sea cannot be cared for or written - you will scratch sorrow.

Author of the secret: Thank you for the advice... Now I think how to get rid of the water in the toilet, so as not to shake the sorrow...

Are you married?
and no.
What about Lena?
That is how we live with her.
The state does not know :(

xxx (23:35:27 12/10/2010)
You want fresh news.

yyy (23:39:22 12/10/2010)
Let me surprise.
Anna is pregnant?? to
An elephant is pregnant?? to

You have 3 eggs.

Vanessa Loeh

Tocha stopped drinking coffee and ate fish.
Bax Bani appeared in a porn film.
Music does not exist?
Was Bach gay?
VKontakte was invented by aliens to know our numbers?? to

Putin wears a bear costume

RU is not RU.

There are no green pens.? to

Surprise me

xxx (23:42:49 12/10/2010)
Fuck it =(

<xxx>
Oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to
<xxx>
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
<xxx>
Yeah Yeah Yeah!! to
<yyy>
Don’t end up in my ass.

If everyone walked the street and spoke their thoughts out loud, the concentration of idiots would be the same as on the Internet.

The writer, this is something, the people burn :)) Shasta on the websites of the Republic of Chuvashia, stumbled on one "special" with this description:

You arrived on the website of the Chebokssar Internet Download Center. The site is in the development phase, but this is a temporary phenomenon.

The goal of our organization is to collect a full copy of the Internet in Cheboksaars. Every day we collect thousands of gigabytes of information. Now we have 45 computers (their number is constantly growing), connected to the leading providers of Chuvashia at the fastest tariffs (list of unlimited tariffs), which unstoppably download from the Internet everything that can be found there.

We buy several winchesters of the largest volume every day to record this information there. Someday it will be very useful to us.

Attention to Internet Providers! We create such a service as "Internet Cash". Using it, you will be able to get a lot of files from the global network at very high speeds, without loading your channels the same. Contact us and we will help you speed up your work!

You are naive ?

Now the price has been sent... it has opened up to me, but the letter I... why is added to each headline. Toli discharge some curve, Toli my openoffice chases...
All types of "eventilators" are fine. Here "food apples" is cool grass, but nothing compares to the position "apple/eat food blocks"!

xxx> I have never identified myself with a wolf. I always thought I was a cat before.)

yyy> M-m-m... What do you think of such beautiful proud animals like deer?

What are these scratches on your face?
Allergy is...
For what?
by Gopnik

If you take on the feat - make sure, fucking, you are in a fairy tale!

xxx (01:15:50 13/10/2010)
Let’s get married?
xxx (01:15:58 13/10/2010)
Oh not you.
yyy (01:16:06 13/10/2010)
This is always the case (

We didn’t fuck him. Imagine what an adrenaline, what a game of imagination))))
Ely:Fee, what a shit, what a word to fuck ((= you could say something like, "there was no coitus with him," well or there "we didn't even copulate" ;-Ъ
I can imagine a game of imagination, this is ohhho.
Elis: Intergender contact in an informal environment was limited to passionate touching and hyperbaric bushing))))
Ely:ROFL ROFL ROFL

Admin is burning again. We’re going to a picnic, wanted to buy a barbecue, to fry, squash-mashelks there. It’s just normal that he has it. I tap into the server: "Dim, look at the bear in the net". He said "I will see". Printing something, looking for... "Something to see nothing". I lean to the comp, and there in Yandex is written: "Baran download for free".

XXX: We broke up when I brought her coffee to bed with the words: “Don’t fuck the cup, зай!”

One day I go out of the entrance and see three young moms on the playground watching the children on the hill and talking to each other. Something seemed strange in their appearance and even somehow alerted me. Then I understood what. They had no bottles of beer or cigarettes in their hands, they just stood and talked!

X: I have gotten back at work with a fashion number.
Y: well and?
by x1024
X: True, the entire accounting department looked at me as strangely as I said it was a jubilee mandate.
X: so the psychic will soon start counting)))
Y: Maybe I’ll make a discovery, but in their eyes you became it when you offered to sign the 666 blood certificate.