Gerrito: the female godmother hugs the head of the faithful
Shusen: The female man bites his wallet after the wedding.

petrovich: Judging by the magnets on the refrigerator, I was in Kiev, St. Petersburg, Tunisia and then once was in Karlsberg and Doctor Diesel...

xxx:there is my dad, for example, still listen to music on cassettes in the car and says: I have your discs on the x...yu twisted...)))How to say the taste of color)))
Yyy: You have a sharp file, because you have to turn fast.

The most ordinary hammer has one not protocoled, but truly unique and mystical property. With the help of it in the universe you can for a few moments "disconnect" all sound and light. Unfortunately, after the light and sound return, the finger will hurt for a long time.

I thought, what would happen if Neo had eaten two pills at once?

Coming home from the hospital:
M: Look, if you get a fever in the evening and your mood gets worse, don’t scream at me, okay?
(with a sincere misunderstanding in the voice) Why? O_O

Lex: Diman told me: he goes on the street at night, he wants to smoke, and the infection lighter doesn’t work. Well he approaches two charming girls and asks to smoke. Next dialogue - hi-hi, and how did you guess what we can do? You have a cigarette in your hand.

I am deeply convinced: there is no need for higher mathematics in school. Moreover, higher mathematics kills creativity, said Fursenko.

David Gilbert (1862-1943) was asked about one of his former students.
Oh this one? I remembered Gilbert. He became a poet. Mathematics at
He had too little imagination.
(The book "Physics jokes")

XXX: Have you heard it? Man has genes of bones for the penis, and sensitive thighs!
gol: but the creator cautiously commented on them so far.

Hemul (23:36:22 12/10/2011)
Okay, peace :-) I slept in pairs, today I dream that everyone laughs, let's roast too, I woke up from this, everyone looks, including the teacher, and I am like a fool.

G KI can’t get a stamp at the patent department.
A.s : Why?
G KHead of the patent department for 70 years.
A.s : And what?
G Kand today!

My mother is a primary school teacher. From the task to sign the picture - variants of the word "orange":
1) Orthodoxy
2) Arak the Mutant
3) the Aragutant
and Arangamutang
5) The Orthodox
c) the orange

by VKontakte:
Vitek found an egg and now wants to share your experience with you! to accept?
Thanks, I know where they are in principle.

You may know what the movie is called, where the man was buried alive in the grave.
Yyy: Buried Alive
XXX is passive! I can’t remember it for a week...

What did you do last night with that cute girl?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is?
Yyy: Well they came to me... and when it came to the spicy, she said she was a virgin and offered anal sex. Well, I said that if it is ready, then let it go, and when it bended, then I came out: “God, you are mine, how many men have been here...”

Andrew: for the new year colleagues in masks
Who is a rabbit who is a fox
Admin looks at everyone with a smile.
He walks in the mask.

Picture where a guy kisses a girl in the ear
Has he not eaten enough?
He decided to dry up a woman’s brain!
You’re going to sleep hungry! 😉 😉

I have a dog who has routinely broken off the bond, infiltrated the house and mercilessly seized all the cat’s food.
I am in Ahuah
Cats too

I sit reading the description of the new OPEL Astra, I see: "- Emergency Pedal Disconnection System". I imagined: I was caught, for example, in the winter, so consider the situation almost an emergency, so the pedals were disconnected in an emergency :-(

On the Belarusian news site:

1st Bobry's emergency is the fastest in the area.
2nd A party of Methodon was detained in Bobruisk.

I seem to guess...