If I call you after 12 o’clock, don’t take the phone. It is neither I nor I, but none!

xxx: I work in production in the shop, operator pk
xxx: Comes the master, with a TV magazine, asks to schedule
I’m him, why do I need a security technician, I’m still a computer worker.
xxx: And he: "And suddenly your finger in the keyboard will be stuck!"

I walk in the street, I don’t touch anyone. I'm passing by two walking, barely standing on the feet of the alkashi, and at this moment one of them throws a bottle of 10 meters into a small urn and, attention, FALLS! His companion wept the journey even more than me and said, "And if I'm looking for one more, you too. Will you fall? 😉

XHH: Alkashi 85 lvl))

My young man sometimes asks the typical female question of me: “Why do I think so seriously, looking somewhere in the distance, and then calmly and meaningfully says: “Because” and it is said so thoroughly that I even immediately understand – this is a clear, thorough and serious male answer.

>>> It was paid with a banknote of 500 rubles, less was not easy. The pharmacist with an unwavering look took it, broke it halfway, gave me the delivery and the goods.

It is in the bank that they change large banknotes for small things - the bank is obliged to exchange damaged banknotes, and the bank does not want to exchange small things.

My client's computer.. the guy is stuck, uses only Internet Explorer, which did not start.. no one wants to switch to either Mozilla or Chrome.. I feel it was a single case of downloading IE9 through Mozilla..

The rhythm labled wild treach metal, in the fucking buoy bassist, the non-popad played a different song at all, the drummer all the time broke down on the break-bit and the rest of the members of the group were all the time obsessed with him, the solo guitar is not heard, although it can be seen that the guy is trying. The keyboard was at zero. He cut off somewhere in the middle of the second song and the march blinked the synthesizer, the vocalist (also the buchy) simultaneously chanted and sang, all the time forgetting the words and plus all in a variety of orals mat. I’ll definitely go to your next show, guys. As a musical group they are of course fucking, but we haven’t roasted so long!

What was this group?! to

What could be worse than night work?
yyy: Vermouth "Bouquet of Moldova" red

XXX: I play in Dishonored. I have reached the point when I get magical powers and the man tells me that he brings me back to my reality and will watch me. Here my computer is broken.
XXX: I’m not at all right now.

XXX: I was thrown out of the hole.
And I was just fucking fucked by the current that I saw the spark in front of my eyes.
Not my day.
YYY: How did you get stuck?
I restarted the router with wet hands.
I was fucking so, I splashed into the chair.
Is it stupid to touch devices with wet hands?
XXX: Yeah, they were a bit wet.
But yes, I am a fool.
A few drops literally and all.
Funnyly
I am alive
Will I have any abilities now? :DDDD
MB Brain will appear

A neighbor chased her husband on the staircase with cries:

Get out of the house, man. Your place at work!

and

Scientists have created magnets that kill cancer
Unfortunately, these 10 tonne units are still killing cancer along with the patient. Scientists are working on this...

Evil Max: I hate it. Those who run from the side! through this narrow gap. Every man hates them.
Rome loves them.
Evil Max: Roma is a gynecologist!!!! to

In general, reading in the toilet is harmful.
The development of hemorrhoids is also promoted by a long sitting at the toilet. When you sit on the toilet, your anus is relaxing. The veins in the anus are filled with blood, which puts pressure on them, and excessive pressure provokes the development of hemorrhoids.
yyy: Thank you, I love, you know, behind a cup of tea to read how the anus is filled with blood.
zzz: I love the hubr because I went to read about the programmer and learned about the anus.

Dear wives with chronic headache syndrome, lovers of sleep and sexual boycott. Thank you for your position. Thanks to you, we unmarried women are not alone.

His nephew is 6 years old. He goes to kindergarten. The children were asked to say words that begin with the letter 'A'. All children are like children: orange, watermelon. It was called: Apocalypse!

Titmouse: Ppc has me
Titmouse: acrybofobia – fear of not understanding the meaning of the read
SkyPidar: bacon cactus sofa?

He walked from the electric car, talking to his wife on the phone.
There were shippers on the move. I say to my wife, wait a moment, I clean up my phone.
I go, see when I get out of the field of sight of the goats. passed them.
I put the phone to my ear and it comes to me.)

Do you trust me?
I’ll build the wall myself.

From the discussion of the news "British scientists identified the most disgusting sound":
The most unpleasant, according to the data obtained, is the sound that a glass bottle makes when passed by a knife.

Magwai (12.10.12 14:55): the norm, put on the alarm