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Employers did not pay. I go to the forest to live.

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Fuck and eat meat today, and don't listen to the promise of this cowboy that she will bring you to bury on Friday, but doesn't specify in what day.

Once again, I wondered whether it is possible to differentiate specific age ratings. After all, you read in childhood and with children's eyes fairy tales, for example, Pushkin - tales and fairy tales, there is nothing like that in them. And then, with an adult look, you read — dearly, that in the “Golden Cock,” that in the “Ruslan and Ludmile,” there are more than erotic allusions (in the latter, the plot is generally linked to the wedding night before the abduction).

Are you repairing the heating?
YYU: No, it was just turned off and said it was not beneficial for the land owners.
YYU: Warming up by false means
XXX: The Pillow
YYY: Dada, tea - the main way to warm up xD

xxx: this is the problem with people "Maybe someone has ideas, tell me. After upgrading Android to 6.0, I can't connect to the multiwark via bluetooth. What did they do?"
yyy: I look old-fashioned, but why connect to a multiwark of blues?
Zzzz: Maybe the wifi broke in her...

It has recently become fashionable to get married to programmers.
I’ve even seen books about “how to live with a programmer” and what to talk to him about.

I watched a master class on the internet. Made a multi-colored manicure - green goes to gold, gold - to orange, the tips of the nails - red. And so he liked me and such my nails were steel, straight like the leaves of an exotic flower...
Funny, it looks like the light.
Second colleague: funny, like bloodshed on the fingertips...

XX: All these conspiracy idiots are not just that. There is always someone behind them.
YYY: And all of them create information guides to distract us from the actual puppet growers plan.

xxx> yesterday on the bookshelf book "All men are enemies" disappeared
xxx> there are two:
xxx> Sexopathology Volume 2 and Neurological Aspects of Impotence (or somehow)

Get the keys!
Consciousness: Yes, we haven’t arrived yet
Get the keys! Get the keys! Get the keys!
Consciousness: well well
(I have the keys)
Brain: Lošara =) Here and go now another mile with the keys in hand

Beer without alcohol, e-cigarettes, sausages without meat, Terminator with age rating 12+, and now Playboy without naked babes, the world is increasingly becoming artificial.
The plastic world won, the makeup proved to be stronger.

Article "Double Life: How ideal profiles in social networks crazy their owners and their friends", the essence of which is that "not everything is gold that shines" and so on.
The commentary:
Excellent, or too positive photos in vk from my ex. Now I’ll think she’s sitting on cocaine...Al, it’s a reason for jealousy – cocaine, cock, dear.

She was born and grew up in a neighborhood built by Khrushchev five-story buildings. A few days ago I went to visit a former classmate, who now lives in a long 16-storey house, in an apartment under the number seven hundred fifty. There are two such houses in the yard. She shares the feelings:

There are more people in one court than in our entire district. In the morning, the pressure in the parking lot is worse than in our school dressing room!

YYU: I am not fat, I just have a heavy character.

Karoche, an anecdote: A man sits on a train in a coupe with three other men. They sit all night and the numbers call each other and cheat as bad. Well, our man is somewhat new in specifics, and asks:
Men, what is the joke?
One of them explains to him:
“Karoch, we have met on this train every year for twenty years, we go one night and tell each other anecdotes. And since we have all learned them, so as not to waste time, we simply numbered them all and do not tell the joke itself, because it is long, we just call the number.
They are carousel, they continue.
Well, our man just got into all this, thought for a long time, sat listening, then decided to join them. He waited for a pause and said:
This is 18468!
After watching, nobody laughs. He says:
Oh guys, is there anything like that?
Yes, they are answering.
Maybe he’s not funny?
It’s funny, and the main thing.
Why are you not laughing? He asks.
Some people can tell anecdotes, others can’t.
P.S Here you, yes, you are the one who put the type number 18567 at the beginning of the quote. Do not waste my time first. And secondly, you can’t tell an anecdotes, so bad to start. Thank you in advance for your understanding.

Worse than Sisadmin, who has nothing to do, can only be a security man who has nothing to do :(

I finally made sure that my Lumia on Windows 8.1 is listening to me.

Otherwise, how to explain the fact that I changed the crane for the water filter-trojnik (I bought and installed it, nothing on the Internet on this topic was not sought, because. I know how and what to do), and the next day on the page of one of the sites appeared an advertisement Yandex-Direct drinking filter-trojnik?

Fuck it, ch...

From a colleague’s story:

(k) Standing in a row in a macau, some girl on a white BMW is well attached to Mitsubishi’s back, probably sitting in the phone or something. He got his ass well, left back, went out, looked at the damage, sat back... and again entered the man...

A man runs out of the car and says, “You’re stupid?”
The girl comes out and answers very calmly: "Well, what? I got it back as it was!"

The location of Nizhny Novgorod by population in the country.
Alexey: was the third city, became the fifth
For a long time it was the fifth.
Konstantin: Not a year.
The USSR was always third.
In the USSR everything was in its place. If he were the second, the people would be shot to the third.

XXX: The same feeling when at 2 a.m. you knock with your friends, and the police humbly scratch under your door, inviting to be understood by the neighbors. And here you are no longer the queen of the party at the beginning of the week, but the only, dear, respected and most conscious of all the entrance. The MDA.

Those who did not go to bed on time ate dinner for the second time. The fucking. ( by