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[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158816
 13.10.2022
One summer day. It is hot, I go on the Ivanovo-Vladimir route. The car is "country", the windows are open, not shaved, dressed as a "king in exile". There is a bus stop in front of me, with two girls holding my hands on it. and brake.

Where are you? In the open window, the virgin sits on the belt.

Do you want to rest with two?

- No... Now I have moved into the free space, girls! Thank you very much!

For the CHO?

How about CHO? For your faith in my solvency.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158815
 13.10.2022
Whenever I feel afraid of anything (whether it be injections, speaking to colleagues, dental treatment), I think that in an hour or the next day at the same time I will be much better and life will continue calmly. I have been doing this for years and it always helps.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158814
 13.10.2022
It is good to be frozen until you get a more frozen frozen.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158813
 13.10.2022
My father recently discovered the joy of using the internet. For several months, I have been trying to instill his critical thinking skills. Looking at the trend of YouTube, he sometimes tells us that Russia has mine the tectonic plates of the United States, and may drown the mainland. A ghost and a clairvoyant. I have to look for the prushes and prove that he has seen some shrimp again. Fortunately, the father adequately perceives the facts and upset that no sensation has occurred, leaves to google the curiosities further.
And then one day he told me:
More than 70 years after the Titanic crash, a 10-month-old girl was found sailing from it.
“Figny something,” I replied without apologizing, continuing to study my old notebook.
You listen to! She said she was on the Titanic with her parents. Named their names. We checked, and indeed, such a young couple with a child was on Titanic.
A 10-month-old girl told me.
The father shrugged his eyebrows and condemned:
Actually, a shit of something.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158812
 13.10.2022
If men do not stick to you, get rid of fat.

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