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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12626
 13.11.2008
The Companion. Blue on the fourth floor. In the afternoon, they gave a selfie. He enjoys walking down the floor. The only sober guy on the floor decided he was cooler and pulled out big. He drives the car and already at the end of the corridor at speed remembers that the manual brakes were removed yesterday... a blow to the battery and if not a guy next to it would have flown out into the window fullness, and so the current double window with his head broke... The most funny thing was when he rolling a pattal to doctors and nurses proved that he was absolutely sober-)))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №12625
 13.11.2008
To the quote:
To the quote:
Guys, how you have gone! Here is what words to explain to you that if you tolerate everything, there are flowers, stars, romance to give, then you are a long-job, and not she a fool! Girls love sex no less than yours, if she doesn’t give, then she doesn’t want you! And finally start treating with respect, if you are caring for divorce for sex, it is easier to remove the prostitute! And remember, the calf is a cow so small, and we are girls! Without us, you would be pets!

Here is Fuck! I would shake!

What do you think of a smart man??? on the pitch of the hule (((=
Z is. I am a guy

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12624
 13.11.2008
They woke up in the morning, went out of the house, and on the snow was written Anton, Dmitry, but the winner, unanimously, recognized the oil.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12623
 13.11.2008
When I invested successfully. The interest goes to the garden. and :)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №12622
 13.11.2008
As a result, we decided to go to the premiere of the film especially dangerous. We entered the room and sat down. A couple were sitting above us and discussing the trailer for the film:

There, by the way, Angelina Jolie Habensky kissed...

He said, “Whoever gave her to kiss Habansky, I am not worthy to kiss Habansky.”


[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12621
 13.11.2008
The xxx:
I have trouble sleeping. He is too little. And problems with work. She is too much.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12620
 13.11.2008
It remains to create the project SHIT Happens and throw there quotes about losers with T9, writing in the wrong window, etc. and so on.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12619
 13.11.2008
I want to fuck with you.
DiMoS: virtually not interesting
Koshka: I am already wet
DiMoS: dry fan

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12618
 13.11.2008
That’s why I love watching pirates, not theaters.
Ark: I loved it, too, until my mouth was filled.
Foundry: for what?
Ark: well, the phrase "Light went ipatzzo, that person on the floor alive, yesterday with a lie watched this henna" in the movie theater at the session of Pila-1 was a bad idea

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12617
 13.11.2008
Inscription on the back (seems to be different people)

Kura
stupidity
Procedure
It consists of 3 parts:
Carburetors
Ventilators
The speed box.

Since then, it has been my favorite office.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12616
 13.11.2008
<< what do you want to paint?
>> the animal that I associate with))
>> but not the carpenter
<< and why? to
>> because I am not a carpenter!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12615
 13.11.2008
Today it is 11th! And you know what it means?)

She says: Oh, of course! It’s already 11 o’clock) That means it’s scary to think about!!! For 10 years we have lived in symbiosis.

World of Warcraft: Wrath of the lich king!

She is fucking!)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №12614
 13.11.2008
Q: Didn’t you get rid of it by chance?? to
YYY: Not by chance. Years of exhausting training.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12613
 13.11.2008
5 years ago I watched some Pindosovsky documentary about traveling in Mongolia. The leader approaches the Mongol and says in broken Russian: "You understand Russian? Have a vodka? I would buy." English commentator: "Here came a local resident. Trying to talk to us in Mongolian".

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12612
 13.11.2008
Kis (20:48:29 11/11/2008)
I feel like a man. Divorce for sex. I bought Gandhi. Flowers to give him.

Kis (20:48:46 11/11/2008)
I catch him.

Kis (20:49:19 11/11/2008)
I will take you home soon, so that no one will hurt you on the road! Yesterday you just went from me, I send a SMS - you came? The fucking.

Vita (20:52:45 11/11/2008)
And you take him for a fuck and all the things.

Kis (20:54:17 11/11/2008)
by Fuck. I am already excited by the word "Incoming" in gmail.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12611
 13.11.2008
Correspondence with one of the department employees
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Do you know what a new ATM has been put in place?
How is it different from the old one?
HH: He is another. He has that gap for more money there.
WOW: And what?
Oh, how do you not mind. The more cracks, the more it gives!
I like the course of your thoughts! ?))))))))))

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12610
 13.11.2008
Inscription on the kiosk:
Lord, do not break the windows, the mules chew badly.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12609
 13.11.2008
When I arranged for this job, I thought I would be a good administrator... Now, fucking, I understood why all the administrators are angry!!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12608
 13.11.2008
Dance "Under Verka Serdjucka" is the most undisputed proof
The origin of man from monkey, Darwin's theory.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12607
 13.11.2008
How are you at work? Too little too?
We have a crash!
- O_O
What is the surprise?
I thought there was a crisis, there was no work.
What a situation in Moscow? ?
Just like in the world.
I don’t know where the boundaries of the world end in the bathrooms ?

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