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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №72939
 13.11.2012
<MISTIQUE> and I was so hopeful that we would finish the repair and move to NH already
<MISTIQUE> crying my dream((
<MISTIQUE> goodbye to the new kitchen headset(
<MISTIQUE> farewell to the new refrigerator...
<MISTIQUE> and the washing machine also say goodbye...
<UDV> Hi, the lipstick machine!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72938
 13.11.2012
XXX: My sister is a full trident
xxx: little that in a month she killed the phone and player, which served me for 5 years and was in excellent condition
XHHH: but SPLAY the silicone form for the burning that can withstand up to 250 degrees!!! Beating the Head on the Table

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №72937
 13.11.2012
Interesting to know, how do you imagine an elliptical paralelepiped?? to
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[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72936
 13.11.2012
From the discussion at the hub article about how Samsung raised the price of processors for Apple by 20% and will receive $ 1 billion in additional profit:

XXX: It seems now that this billion between them and will be running :)

yyy: Quantum physics in economics, the truck of money in a superposition state.

Zzz: The truck of Schrödinger?

Kkk: Under the control of the cat.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №72935
 13.11.2012
xxx: I am leaving the room today, and I am given a small package at the reception (a type of advertisement)
XXX: A large Pepsi inscription on the package, and two candies inside
Well, I think, cool, Pepsi started making candy. Touched - soft, iron
I think I will eat one here and the other in the trolleybus.
xxx: Then I think: no, once I got to the hole, I will read the advertisement that lies in the bag except for candy.
Read: A new way to wash! One capsule is one wash.
XH: O_O
Xxx: A few seconds of stupor
XXX: I watch, not Pepsi, but Persil
Good that you read shit.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №72934
 13.11.2012
Dolphin_89ḳ 13-11-2012 10:49:10
The only man I really respect is my son’s father.
Atahana Bharat 13-11-2012 10:59:44
Has his wife told the truth?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72933
 13.11.2012
Hockey :
I sit in the apartment.
The flies entered.
You can’t play with a cat today.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №72932
 13.11.2012
The Brother:
Imagine how to pour liquid nails into a tube from under the toothpaste.
I am :
I don’t brush my teeth at home anymore.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №72931
 13.11.2012
Gorec: Today in obstetrics the teacher approaches me and begins to ask questions and I rarely look at the phone and she asks - the favorite sms wrote? and? She is far from you and misses you. And there is one dude from the parallel group says - I am next to you

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72930
 13.11.2012
(18.07.12 ) APPOLON: Did you know that "the tea can cool for a long time" and "the tea can not cool for a long time" is the same thing?! to
(29.07.12 ) Stalker oK: you know what "long ago there was sex" and "long ago there was no sex" is the same thing
...
(08.11.12 ) It was fun about the tea.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №72929
 13.11.2012
Wint: I was in class at 10th then. There are fire alarms throughout the school. And high school students on these buttons (well, not quite on them - next to them), were put on duty. Someone who would not push. This is a marriage. The worst place was near the gym, on the last floor of the second wing. There was never anyone there at all, except the physician, who then offered to drink, then to play chess.

[ + 9 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72928
 13.11.2012
The Talk:
Hi, you still have an apartment.
WOW - Yes
Q. What are the conditions of delivery?
There are no special conditions, the main thing is that there are no animals.
Sorry... I can’t remove it. My husband is a goat.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №72927
 13.11.2012
Comments to the news "The Israeli tank destroyed several Syrian aircraft" on the tape:

* la... again art no one cries... even in Syria.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №72926
 13.11.2012
Did you hear what’s happening on the internet?
Kabuto what are you talking about? Is the site blocked?
Dmitriy Lurk has already been blocked, the router is approaching
Kabuto If the router is blocked, then I am on the barricades with a naval pole...
Dmitriy Do not whisper, you will fall on the barricades if the porn lab is struck...
Kabuto Nihera... Porno lab I have all jumped already :)f

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №72925
 13.11.2012
Hi, the computer cubic! How do you live? You probably get upset that the owner leaves you on and leaves? Do you want me to talk to you sometimes so you don’t feel lonely?
Margo: It seems to everyone that you have an ideal relationship: he’s always around, his fingers on your key and he’s keeping you online not just that.
Margo: But I know he’s really far away now... you even know with whom... it’s so terrible that he’s using you to talk to Her... it’s just blasphemy!
It is a rush))))
Are you really in the combo?! to

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №72924
 13.11.2012
To the unregulated intersection simultaneously approached 4 cars, how to know who will pass first?
Rule of Three D: Give the Way to the Fool
YYY: XXX, How do you know who is a fool? and :-)
ZZZ: by agreement

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №72923
 13.11.2012
From the Habra about Lurk:

Quite a thin troll, I will tell you.
However, I still have judgments before my eyes after practice in the OVD, calling it extremist "the book.docx file, spread on TDK disks of blue".

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72922
 13.11.2012
I was in the cinema today.
Zzz: I saw the trailer of Fucking Darkness
Zzzz: And guess who was there?
Zzz: well in the first grandmother from the barrel who was shot by Ana Lucia
ZZZ: And then there was
Zzz: Brother of Dexter
The Brother of Dexter Fuck
ZZZ: The Killer
X is ice?
ZZZ: Yes
That’s where they get after death.
XXX is hell!

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72921
 13.11.2012
So what do you know about removing negativity??? Here is a friend of mine, from the village, with his mother broke up, went to the courtyard, poured gasoline and set fire to the bath he had just built. The pair went down, so to say. His mother also dropped his pair - wrote a statement to the police! He sat for 15 days. They live now quietly, without negativity, but also without baths.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №72920
 13.11.2012
Morning...Warm bed...Sweet sleep...Suddenly... hit the head with the controller – "Kucimotics!!! andquot;

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