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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №23641
 13.12.2009
In the 2nd round of the super tournament of the 19th category London Chess Classic, Russian Vladimir Kramnik defeated Chinese Ni Hua.

It is logical that the Chinese Ni Hua did not win.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №23640
 13.12.2009
The carouche looked in contact with the sight of the road where you were - ran. * did not look up and closed the notepad, and the sight continued to work. Lido (sister) with the words fucking who turned off the notebook opens the cover, and from there to the entire apartment the last phrase sent you to the house.

[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23639
 13.12.2009
xxx: “Well, it’s cold,” said the gray wolf and pulled the red hat on his ears.

YYY: Is this an erotic and pedophile story or am I still worth a little work on myself?

This is a story about the animal and the headdress.

yyy: It seems to be:"(

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №23638
 13.12.2009
No, well, the discovery channel is just ahuenny: just a man tells about a safe, which does not burn in the fire, nothing breaks, super reliable and in no way its own.
not to open, except knowing the encryption and immediately breaks it with the help of a cuvalda and the Bulgarian breaks it half a minute in 10 to show how the entity safe is arranged

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №23637
 13.12.2009
XXX: I want to be an apprenticeship student
yyy: ah, especially after the first course (((

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №23636
 13.12.2009
XXX is yes! either you take your words back and acknowledge that you are wrong... or "spread your fingers - we will hologram"

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