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Did the girl explain the reason for her departure? explained
She needs a legal marriage.
No to you.
she left, did not become a force to push you into the ZAGS, fly away from you and manipulate you
You lost a decent girl.
Why do you not have a relationship with the opposite sex?
You don’t know how to value what you have – that’s why you didn’t get repaired, but were thrown away, expressed by your slang.
When I once visited a woman’s room in an investment bank, I wasn’t surprised to find free tampons. I was stunned by another: they were from three different producers̆. The conditions in which a person deals with a need reflect his status at all times.
These are the things I love about our country!
I have a colleague here dressed a white coat with a suspension of nanodiamonds. No options to clean?"
(with geektimes)
Maybe it’s just not worth reproducing when the phone is a luxury, and even the car isn’t? Or are condoms too expensive for you?
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Those who don’t have a car don’t like people like you not out of jealousy. You are just a fool. Moreover, another person with a car and a phone would gladly give you a moustache, simply, without all those lawyers and lawyers, behind whom such nonsense is successfully hidden and because of whose spins to hate such proposals on the internet, anonymously.
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A little bit about "Platon"-a:
The roads are ruined, you see. Routes are tossed. No matter where you look, the track is 70 meters. On the second or third line. The long distance, ah. Twenty-four tons on the rods, no.
Other traces from long-range fighters: assembled asphalt (most often along the edge of the track), ripped pieces of coating. Although with the last gazelle and jeeps do not get worse - in the parking lots where no length meters and fur rebirthed there were no holes suddenly appear.
But this is what it threatens: titanic fines will force long-range fighters to raise the risk rates (and the risks have increased more than a hundred times, the fines are simply mind-blowing), which will be paid by crazy activists-platoons. And it would be OK only for them - then they might be less - but no, except for a handful of short-sighted people enjoying clinical debility of the first degree will pay another one hundred and a half million. And most importantly, the money collected will not go to the MUP, where it would be directed to repair roads, but to the organization without public reporting.
That is, de facto, every voter in favour of "Platon" requires the introduction of a mandatory tax on every citizen of 3-5 thousand. The rub. in favour of a broken company. In many regions, pensions are comparable in size, and real wages do not exceed the spots.
At least think with your head. It is better for the brain, because the head is just a bone.
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I liked the phrase from Lurk about the adoption of laws: In this country, diarrhea is treated by clogging the ass :)
Until now, it is pleasant that downloading a movie from a torrent tracker is faster than viewing advertisements in online cinemas.
The story of the fastest disappointment in the performance of a girlfriend:
and Wii! The blue...
The case occurred in a group dedicated to the Swedish game.
The developers do not plan to add Russian to the game?
There is no Swedish in it.
(From a discussion of Norman mythology.)
Neradence: Three-Year-Old Thor, Again
A: A three-year old man?
N : Aha
A: I understand correctly that this was the epic appearance of the phrase "mama, bring me back"? XD is
The New People’s Proverb:
"Everyone sees from the height of their sofa"
Who paints car numbers and people’s faces on Google’s streets?
I want this job, what is called the specialty!?! to
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As in a famous joke:
Don’t worry, Vladimir Vladimirovich fills the feeds well. Ask the Rothenbergs.
What kind of Rotenberg?
Any of the Rotenbergs.
I met a friend who is running a small car service.
He says he drove nearby at night in a client car, without numbers, documents, lighthouses, etc., a little bulky. Stopped the hookers.
"They’ve been out" said You are gone, Karl!
Yes to Chelyabinsk. and honestly.
Stones in the pill:
xxx: After the series "Star Wars" I can't watch "Star Wars": already painful childhood and primitive movies.
yyy: After the series "Babylon5" I can’t watch "Star Gate": already painful childhood and primitive movies.
zzz: After the "Star Wars" I can't watch the "Babylon-5": already painfully childish and primitive series.
For the last couple of days, she stood in queues at the passport table, at the clinic, at the notary. I am at the post now.
I think where else to go?
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My wife and I have this rule: on Sunday morning we got fucked, then all day free.
Announcement: "A photographer in costume, with his costumes to photograph children in costumes and children in costumes". Kids in costumes!! What is it?? to
I: I drove the car. (I was in the garage)
Wife was shot?
XXX: Actually
XXX: Betrayal is a great way to maintain a relationship
This explains even biology and psychology.
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