I read here with my wife From popular recipes:

To give birth to a girl:
During conception, the woman should lie with her head to the south.
Conception should occur under the noise of rain.
A man should wear wool trousers so that everything is warm.
Doing love in the afternoon and on weekdays.

To give birth to a boy:
Hide a tail under the pillow and a soldier hat under the back of the woman.
The head of the woman is turned north.
The spouse must wear free family trousers.
During sexual intercourse, a man must sing.

He presented:

The man runs in, grabs his wife, pulls her to the bed, aligns her on the compass, and with the song "Eye smells" begins to fuck. At the same time, a hat and a soldier hat fall out of the pillow.
Well, if the wife is warned in advance.

@lisa: In the distant 1995, immediately after school, I arranged to work in the accounting office of our city-forming enterprise. Computing had just begun, and two young programmers from Peter came to us by call, writing a program to process the first pieces of the mechanical workshop. As the most advanced in IT, I was sent to work with this program. I was familiar with English, like all accounting, as part of the school program... And only now I remembered it and appreciated the joke: the program was called "Iron Slut".

>I want to buy sneakers eggy I need 39 size and my husband beauty winter 41 how to order what there numbers help plys.

How do these people live?

On the Day of the Constitution of Russia, police detained one of the creators of this Constitution, Georgi Satarov.

I want likes, that’s funny.