When you really want to eat, the burnt is equal to the roasted to the crust.

How do you think it’s normal when your dad rattles the vacuum cleaner: “Well, you’re so weak then?! Here's the past saucer like three Vietnamese prostitutes! Otto was good, and you were Gandalf!!!". Do I need to change my family??? O_O

From Warcraft:

1> Welcome to Darnass Crying 10 Hunger!!! to
2> I will send free if you write without mistakes from two attempts.
...
1> Fuck me so I will come!!! to

My friend told me she was going to the dentist. The flux in the whole face is the fear of God, and only. Suffer from a cold. Well, she enters, arranges herself in a chair... And the square will not raise her head in the meantime: she is striking something there. He sits in a chair, fights with a cold, shakes, respectively, his nose... The doctor raises his head:
Why are you crying, sweetheart?
Oh my God!! How you were born!!! to
I’ve always appreciated the sincerity of men.
Unna

From an Explanatory Student:
"...was absent on a couple for an unknown but undoubtedly respectable reason"

Daddy is burning.
I came from work, says feeding deliciously so, I do not remember what the name of the stools of the feces, or the genitals... but it was so delicious...
It turned out to be hinkali.

Yesterday on the couple received an offer to collect a purely female distribution of linux. Under the charming name KuniLinux.

*<Chuck Norris> has joined*
*<Invision> was kicked by <Chuck Norris>*
*<Boris> was kicked by <Chuck Norris>*
*<Link> was kick by <Chuck Norris>*
*<KAN> was kick by <Chuck Norris>*
<Out of the Sea>O_O
*<Sukhoi Vasya> was kick by <Chuck Norris>*

From one website...
Local rules of section 18+

The Rules:
It is forbidden to publish films containing scenes of violence, zoo, necro, pedophilia... the user who published the latter (as well as the one who asked) will not only be joked for life, but also found, and fucked by a crazy squid, and killed by her, myself.

Humans are 70% water, and cucumbers are 90% water. With simple mathematical calculations, one can estimate that a person is 80% cucumbers.

Pre_history
My neighbor called his dog a dog, that’s fine.

Pre_history
And there recently came another guy, so his dog is named Nisabaka.

Pre_history
and 8 ?

XXX is:
Request for Authorization:
Fast fucking
YYY :
Authorization approved

Redcrus
Hi, you are talking anti-spam bot. To continue communication, answer one simple question: how much will two plus two multiply by two?

No - Blonde
8 is

No - Blonde
Eight is

No - Blonde
eighth

No - Blonde
Eight and eight are stupid!!! to

Have you been to Peter at least once?
She: Yes, it was six years ago. I was in the Petropavlovsky fortress, the Alexandrovsky Garden near the Admiralty, on the Palace Square. Unfortunately I didn’t get into the cushion.
I: - The casting has not passed?

From Lineage 2 Forum

xxx: During the game of watt in patina asked elephant with nick Marina, all kinds of play!
And then it turned out that in the real world this guy is the question. Why does this happen and is there a ban for it?

WOW: That’s the question, but how did you find out that she’s a guy?

She wrote "I went fucking"

How bad he is in bed, a man will know when he is in bed.

The money ends.

Marriage by calculation, how is it?

- We build all in one shelf: "On the first or second count!"

The first.

The second.

and all! The first married the second.

--------

This is the joke of December 11. Here is what was actually:



Count A. V. Suvorov discovered somehow that in his possession there was a lot.

There was a shortage of brides. Buying a bride. He said Suvorov.



The brides and bridesmaids were built by growth. Walk to church! Priestly

I married all this ugliness.



After the wreath, not everyone remembered the face of the spouse. Out of the situation came easily:

It has grown again...



Burovsky A. M. Russia, which did not become. In 2005 c. and 98.

My wife at breakfast:

In vain, you and I were against my daughter doing a piercing.

Since she put a ring in her nose, it has become much more comfortable.

Take her up to school.

Lara: My son is 28 years old, finished honey. Institute, not working for 2 years, sitting at home, playing online computer games. How can you help them get rid of computer addiction?
Sadie: Do not feed

ALTerMann ‎(18:49):
My friend burned yesterday ?
He works in a confectionery factory.
They make candy, biscuits... other carries.
He gave me a kilogram of candy.
In the garbage package!! to
I haven’t seen that in the past ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Two students headed to the store.
With a package of garbage.
...and something from there pulls and joyfully hides)))))))))))

ALTerMann ‎(18:50):
In the eyes of the passers clearly read "Crisis, Yapt..."