Buldozers
[00:26] Hello to you.

Kenny
[00:27] Greetings

Buldozers
00:27 I am going to sleep.

We lie in the bathroom with the beloved, well it is time to go out, I take a washing machine, I wash it all, she stands up and is about to go out already...

I:...I’m not going to take anything, why fuck you don’t wash with a washing machine? For the whole day running, lying for half an hour in the water and in the hill of Oo, look what skin is oily >_<
I wash out every day!

Because you are a pig and I am a girl.

We have a young scheme technician, everyone who did not pass the exam for the first time wrote on the leaflet:"Ban until 24.01.11, reason: killmybrain". You come to him for a transfer, and he says to you: "You are amused, try later", and you will not argue.

Examination is like soap in the area. I fell - fucking

I’m going to the winter luke.
and UGU.
No, you did not understand. LCC is a summer computer school.
Are you going to winter computer school?! to
Well yes. Meeting the Old New Year.

What is a condom?
This, my daughter, is such a thing, the absence of which has affected your presence.
The time and the morale!! to

Yesterday, a neighbor in the room at three o’clock at night wiped out:
“Would you lose your virginity at 15, if you don’t fuck at 20?”

Do darkness combined with alcohol give unpredictable results?
YYY : M?
XXX: I returned yesterday after your dough. Winter, frost and snow. I decided to ride a couple of times from the hill that is next to my house.
xxx: I looked at her in the morning on a sober head... some digging, beaten glass, the debris of iron bars. How am I targeted?
XXX: Did I use it?
YYY: The same stuff. Everything just like you. and practically.
YYY: Here is only your gorka standing in place...
YYY: and my from the morning bled me half-apartment and now sleeps out in the neighboring room.
yyy: "Did I use it?"...
Xxx:...
YYY:...
XXX: I was driving.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
We go with Vovchanga to a neighbor, such as haré repair, already busy. It opens such a stronghold - not the ambal al-la Valuev, but also, not thin. Wolf to him:
A man, a haré perforator, people are sleeping.
The man answers:
I don’t have a perforator, I’m a tooth.

The most disgusting thing your brain can do in the morning is to dream that your alarm clock is dreaming.

From the announcement: "I will give the cat in good hands. The cat lost his eye. The name of the..."

Girl: I am fat, acne, curly and ugly in general.
Man: Who said it!? to
It doesn’t matter, you have to say the opposite.

In a pair:
How can you write and listen to music at the same time?
Alexander: By the way, it has long been proven that music stimulates brain activity and helps to absorb material.
Prepod: Yes, I also saw a show in which it was said that thanks to the music, the cows at the farm were greatly bored.

Call from an unknown number:
XHH: You hear it! Bring 15,000 tomorrow to the building near your house, or else you will spend them on your funeral!
Wow, if I didn’t know your mom’s number, I would have believed it.

XXX is busy.
YYY: I am looking for a light on my face
XXX: Set the seven!
Fuck the car.
Tagged: Toyota Vista

XXX is
I'm here all day, fucking, harsh sex with the wind.
HHH
"how not to end 7 hours in a row, fuck" =(

by HOMKA:
I was called out of the cell phone today and told that it was difficult for me to connect to the internet because I had BOMJI in the basement! I laughed from heart.

My brain refuses.
I hear a cell phone SMS from my bag. For a long time in it, I can't find the phone and I conclude that I forgot it in the salon.
I am looking for a home, I call the salon, I said there the phone you left, please look.
Shurushurush
You know, we can’t find him, but now we’ll call you.
I finally find a cell phone, take a phone.
Have you found my phone?

Why do girls swear to boys and they are shaved away? It’s irrational, if they stick, they have to be cut off.
WOW or remove)

A government that does not attempt to help citizens in their troubles will soon find itself in disaster, without prospects for assistance from citizens.