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[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57440
 13.12.2011
®©: And if I dreamed I found a phone... How can I get it out of the cash now?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №57439
 13.12.2011
XX: I have continuous Christmas markets, all kinds of tastes that are impossible to get rid of, and also the expectation of magic. Do you know who I want to be? I will go down to the roofs of the houses and help Cante bring gifts)))

YYY: Do you want to be a troll artillery?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №57438
 13.12.2011
The delayed repair is an illusion of the meaning of life.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №57437
 13.12.2011
Reflecting on the victory, E.R. recalled:
...Once upon a time, a king travelled through his kingdom, examining, so to speak, possessions. And suddenly, passing through one of the villages, he saw something that made him very stunned: a lot of targets were drawn around (on the wall, a mill, on bags, on trees) and each of them, hit exactly in an apple. The king called the old man of the village and ordered to bring such an unusually striking gunman to him. They found
A 10 year old boy. The King was very surprised.
“How do you manage to hit the target so accurately?”
“It’s easy,” the boy replied, biting an apple.“I first shoot, then I draw a target.”

[ + 81 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57436
 13.12.2011
The biggest student lie: “List of used literature.”

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57435
 13.12.2011
Now it has become unpolitically correct to express "taken from the ceiling". It is necessary to say "calculated by the Churov method".

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №57434
 13.12.2011
from ZH:

My 3G modem is sometimes texted by someone Jan.
It is called Sasha Modem. He calls him to the cinema. He proposes to cross the city.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №57433
 13.12.2011
AutoVAZ will re-evaluate its cars.

If you previously evaluated "eats/does not drive", then now what "like a car/does not look like"?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №57432
 13.12.2011
<Doxtur> I already have 5 holes on the site
<Doxtur> and agree and put a single shit they can not
<Doxtur> 5 providers, 5 holes
<alec> and that’s right
<alec> would go down and build a network together
<alec> that share it
<PhD> let organize the EPR - a single provider of Russia
<alec> and will connect 140% of the population

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57431
 13.12.2011
It is a rabbit!
for his ears,
and fast forward.
All my friends give it!
Wait for happiness at night.
Wake up whatever you want.
You cannot go back:
Let’s know we are friends!!and :)

Although you are a rabbit, even if you are a healer,
Fuck you my sister.
I will not send anyone!
That ridiculous shit.
If you write again,
End of you! Do you hear?
I hate you, childhood shit!

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