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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №155477
 13.12.2020
A pandemic that was diagnosed with inaccurate tests

They are fighting against an untested vaccine.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №155476
 13.12.2020
Once the famous chemist Davey received by mail from an unknown messenger the recording of his lectures on chemistry in a beautiful interplay.
Admired by the clarity and accuracy of the presentation, Davey found a talented trickster and invited him to work together. His name was Faraday.
Later, Dewey said, “My greatest scientific discovery was that I discovered Faraday!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №155475
 13.12.2020
Sarah to her husband:
Immediately apologize to the shnerzons!
The husband of Sarah:
I will not apologize!
and no. You will apologize!
Okay okay.
The man calls the Schneersonen number:
Is this the Siddhartha apartment?
No is!
Sorry please!

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