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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №159114
 13.12.2022
It doesn’t matter what a woman wants. Only not from you.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №159113
 13.12.2022
My daughter, who is 11 years old, lost a phone – a good one, not a cheap one. We go and look, of course, I argue all the way. We cross the road. Suddenly a scream. A little boy runs on a selfie. His mother cried out, who could not catch him. Just a large SUV was flying, the driver simply did not see the child. Somewhat miraculously turning, I catch the boy along with the scooter and pull out of under the wheels. Thanks to the shocked driver and the frightened mother. Back home, the daughter says, "Mom, it's probably good that I lost my phone, if we didn't go there, the boy would have died."
P.S A man found the phone and gave it to us that same evening.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №159112
 13.12.2022
Bad character can only afford very demanding people.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №159111
 13.12.2022
As a child, my parents forbade me to read while lying down. I allow my children to read even standing on their heads, but they don’t read anyway.

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