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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №138747
 13.02.2017
Rhythm - Huifma

A day will only be between two dates.
The date is left. and gt;

Date on the left, date on the right.
In the middle, everything is dirty.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №138746
 13.02.2017
The members of the guys who whisper about their size can be called complex, because they have both a real and an imaginary part.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №138745
 13.02.2017
Discuss a new remedy for cockroaches, which is a cockroach pheromone:

What stupid insects are they? 😉

Ohhhh, imagine that though. I wrote to you a guy, the man of your dreams. He cares like a god, compliments. Calls to ride a car. You paint, go out to the designated place, worry like the first time. And there pops up a crowd of bands with machine guns, turns you into a barracks and hides in an unknown direction.

I don’t understand it 😉

The cockroaches did not understand either.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №138744
 13.02.2017
She also looks at the major.
He will become a major and become a major. Everyone is going to rest.)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №138743
 13.02.2017
In Saratov find out why Katfalk came to the retiree before the ambulance

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №138742
 13.02.2017
I am a teacher of robotics. I had a conversation with one of the students. I wonder what is the difference between speed and power. The speed is faster, and the power is more powerful.
Artem 9 years

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №138741
 13.02.2017
My mother’s hair was beautiful, her hair was on her hand. But my mom chose one who has thicker hair on the back than on the head.
now elegant hair I can boast only in places not intended for them in girls))) the question: mom, what x?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №138740
 13.02.2017
Politician promises are like tea in a thermos: the closer the bottom, the sweeter :)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №138739
 13.02.2017
Tagged #marker_huyarker

>> clichés about the "comfort zone" - this is, sorry, marker, <<

About the “comfort zone” now only the full down doesn’t know, and only the stubborn “personal growth” seriously use this evil combination. Others are choking.
A marker is, sorry, the person who counts the points on the billiard.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №138738
 13.02.2017
What about the zombie apocalypse?
BBB: Guy, I have been striking Pionierskiy every morning at the peak hour for three years! This is where the zombie apocalypse was!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №138737
 13.02.2017
A few weeks as I work in a new place. I look around, learn to understand what my colleagues are representing - I look for everyone on social networks.

One is quite active on his page, writes a lot of posts about girls and, in particular, about what they are all the same and not individual at all, get stuck for nothing. He even writes in principle not bad - literally and complexly. But in reality, I have a problem with him – all the time I’m afraid to confuse with someone of the very same bearded tattooed young people in glasses and with waves.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138736
 13.02.2017
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If you let a person go, do not control him in any way, he will immediately slide into a hole, that is, turn into an ordinary, insecure animal. In order for him to go to the mountain, he needs to be pushed there, and it is best to drive him with his pencil. In order not to get an extra penalty, he will start to optimize the climb, invent any useful on the way up, improve the climb, and still get to the top.

This is the sad donation. The whole, his mother, world and historical experience, which literally cries out that a person should be free, motivated, educated and have a sense of self-worth. But not. We have little of the Soviet pushers, little of the European dark ages, little of the two-thousand-year-old concept of original sin and man as dirt under our feet, little. The next "for the skin and into the paradise" came out. After that, we have what we have. by Tifou.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138735
 13.02.2017
Oh you suicides! And you can’t do the society a favor...to silence any corrupt before you give up???! to

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