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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №149025
 13.02.2018
I am a member of Generation Z, a young eighteen-year-old girl. (Further praise of the representative of the progressive and proud youth)

I say one thing. "We used to be riders" We will meet in the same place in 35 years (if I live).

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №149024
 13.02.2018
I was brought to my office a batch of new MFUs for storage, MFUs in huge cubic boxes. The cabinet is small, therefore the boxes are placed in several rows on each other, blocking access to the window. The cabinet sometimes needs to be ventilated and in order to get to the window, you have to move the boxes in different directions, and getting to the window and opening it - to move the boxes in the opposite direction to get out. In short, I’m now a champion in socban!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №149023
 13.02.2018
AAA: My son has recently been fascinated by DOOM, running, dismembering monsters with a gasoline. I open his browser today, there the last request in the yandex is to cut the heart. Well, I think it was all, the child went. I found out my wife was looking for a pattern by February 14th :)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №149022
 13.02.2018
Yesterday was an epic. On the balcony of one of the lower floors fell thrown out some muddle bump, well, all the hollow began to burn. The owner does not live there, the apartment is empty. We call the firefighters, simultaneously trying to call the grandmother, so that the door does not break. They come almost at the same time, the door opened, extinguished, all okay. One of the firefighters asks the aunt, saying that you will not give up the apartment, under supervision would be. To what she answers: yes, I am afraid that the tenants can do little, suddenly the fire will make XD

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