xxx: Sometimes you see a girl in a porn film, you think you would see one on the street, you would never think that she is so.
yyy: We are talking to you about porn movies, and I had to write in the payment "for the payment of printing products". I wrote "for paying for pornographic products", well noticed.
XXX: In the bank would be rugged for a long time.

I am from the time when "sushi" was a verb.

c) nerzhul

I talk to my mom, a cat passes by. Mom accidentally hits him on the leg, he "miu!" mom, addressing the cat: "and you are walking BOSSIC?!" O_o

xxxh: I cleaned the old SMS in the phone, stumbled on several consecutive outgoing messages, which I do not remember at all:
01:20 is OK
01:32 is OK
01:35 is OK
01:50 is OK
02:13 is OK
2:52 is OK
03:07 Go to sleep!

News from Mail:
In the Perm Institute of Internal Forces were brought wolves, it is a metis of wolf and dogs, and the kinological center of Sheremetyevo airport brought a shakalayka - a metis of shakal and laiki, respectively. Looking forward to the cat, comrades.

XXX - The tea grows in bushes. Yes is.
A sauce with sticks. Here is.

A drunk inadequate guard took him out of the club, so this crandle came back through the fork)))
The ghetto began, when the guards brought him back to the street through the same fortress.)))))

of Tahoe:
Create a game with artificial intelligence

of Tahoe:
At least at the first launch, she immediately wrote You Lose! and ended

of Tahoe:
I immediately appreciated the talent of the person who wrote it.

Winth :
I want to kill someone and then rape the body. especially cruel and especially perverted, respectively.
by Hell Kesha:
I just want an apple.
Winth :
Murder and rape?

I wrote the question: did the Turks, Lithuanians, the Khokhlam lower the price of gas when you lower the Russians who feed you?

I was answered: we will not lower, we will increase, and in general, the intermediaries are to blame for the high price of gas.

What intermediaries? The subsidiaries of Gazprom, which are run by the children of Gazprom officials?

So, guys who have now returned from Egypt, you have seen how to do everything there, save the country.