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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43132
 13.02.2011
If your wife’s girlfriend tells her that you are not worthy of her and at all a gondola, then she has already put an eye on you.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №43131
 13.02.2011
I am coming to my second half today. and kissing. She suddenly breaks away and makes a very suspicious look. Did you expect anything from the "Pil series? Have you smoked?"
And she suddenly cried out:"Your mouth smells like you’re doing cunnilingus."
I have nothing to answer.)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №43130
 13.02.2011
GaStreeT:There is such a counter for the children about forty-worms.type all the cakes cooked, and one did not give - he did not cut wood, water did not carry, etc.
So in the translation of the brothers (3 years) it sounded like this:
Forty crows cooked, the child fed. To this she gave, to this she gave, to this she gave, to that she gave, to that she gave, to that she gave, to that she gave, to that she gave, to that she did not give.
All the patches were wrapped.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43129
 13.02.2011
Loyola (15:57) :
Tomorrow is a fun holiday, which we don’t need, but if you don’t congratulate, it will be a shit.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №43128
 13.02.2011
and Melissa:
I watched the movie "Inappropriate People"

by Aliena :
I’ve been watching it all my life.)

[ + 107 - ] Comment quote №43127
 13.02.2011
Aggressively-minded Japanese citizens scratched and smashed the Russian flag in front of the Russian Embassy in Japan. A few days later: In Japan, the eruption of the Sinmedakeo volcano began. It will be so with everyone!

[ + 45 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43126
 13.02.2011
The most fucking thing is when February 12 starts to name the former and unobtrusively hint that they have no one to celebrate Valentine's Day.


[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №43125
 13.02.2011
Why is there democracy in Egypt when there is no oil?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №43124
 13.02.2011
Tanka: Sorcasm is a literary turn!
Sorcasm is a grammatical error.

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43123
 13.02.2011
SiM: I looked at the house here and realized that Sheldon has a cobalt poisoning... he doesn’t recognize sarcasm.

[ + 84 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43122
 13.02.2011
During the twenty years of Russian democracy, the phrase “Slaves are not we” has lost an unnecessary gap and turned into “Slaves of Nemy.”

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №43121
 13.02.2011
<[sky]NinGAZ> No sugar on the street((

<[Sky]Buy_BK0011> [sky]NinGAZ: This is snow!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43120
 13.02.2011
<Mikola> what do you go to power then all go
<Greece> * people

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №43119
 13.02.2011
The cat just tried and started asking for supplements. It is so complaining. I say to my husband (M):
Can we feed the cat again?
M: Why is it?
I: Well he asks...
M: Well what
I: Well, he is so rattling...
M: And what then?
At this time, the husband makes a complaint and says:
M: Well, make me a mine, please!
And it imitates the grinding)))

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №43118
 13.02.2011
Why haven’t you found your bride yet?
There are no brides in my room.
I go to the kitchen and look.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №43117
 13.02.2011
I take the mole from the kindergarten, and he is there clinging to the girl, well, I tell my mom:
Daughter: Ma, you get rid of it, Masyanya at her 5 years old is already interested in girls!! 5 year old child!! to
Mother: And what then? When you were 5 years old, when you got on the bus, you stumbled onto the whole bus: "Hey!and "
The daughter: O
Mother: yes yes

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №43116
 13.02.2011
I am on the train, on the upper shelf. I wake up at night because there are sounds from below, as if something is poured straight onto the carpet. I understand that someone below is pretty effectively sick. Here I hear the sound of a whispering package and a whispering voice "Take". In response, I hear a brilliant answer "No need, it’s a dream". A couple of seconds. It is now "Blessed! It's not a dream!" I barely fell off the shelf

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №43115
 13.02.2011
I was on the dark side. I stopped the cookies.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №43114
 13.02.2011
Talk to Nick in chat:
<Gerasim> I will be the most merciless of all - I drowned Mu!
<ZlobenDog> Do you believe in reincarnation?

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №43113
 13.02.2011
In an AOS advertisement, the hostess says that the powder wiped away even the spots she had not seen. And how did she know that the dust wiped off the spots that she didn’t see if she didn’t see them?
c) Vietnamese

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