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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №155828
 13.02.2021
XXX is Hi. I have a request for you. Give me money for my clothes, and I’ll give you a picture in that clothes.

YYY: by Shalom There is an elegant counter-offering: give me a photo without clothes and everyone will save. M is?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №155827
 13.02.2021
The seven deadly sins are immortal.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №155826
 13.02.2021
HTTPS://www.anekdot.ru/id/1185794/ The author, Vish, did not like how he was cured unclearly from what, then apparently gave medication for a full course of treatment at home, and then he was unable to immediately call the therapist by phone. At the same time, the author is embarrassed, so he closed the discussion and did not sign. What do you think of this real story?

I got sick a few days before the New Year. Of the symptoms - a temperature above 37 ° C, weakness, lack of appetite. The smell was present, but reacted as if with a slight delay, checked for sharply odoring substances like alcohol. At first, I was not worried, as the loss of smell, as the main symptom, is not, but the temperature steadily increased a couple of times a day and on the fifth-sixth day grew to 38 C. The doctor called through 112, called quickly, described the symptoms. The next day, around 10 in the morning, the doctor of the brigade, which is dealing with the treasurers, called and asked if I had taken the tests. Having learned that the tests did not take, she said that her brigade would not come to me, and that she would call my doctor home. Closer to the evening, the doctor came, took the scraps for analysis, listened to the lungs, gave paracetamol. The next morning I received an SMS about Covid’s presence. Near the evening another doctor came, listened to the lungs, gave Avifavir for 10 days, Amoxiclav for 7 days, Ambroxol, Xarello and Paracetamol, told what to do in terms of self-isolation, and suggested to appoint CT. I specifically emphasize that these drugs were prescribed to me by a specialist after the examination and do not need to perceive the listed drugs as a recommendation for self-treatment. After my consent, I found a window on the CT in the early morning of the next day. The doctor offered to try to get to CT on Scora, described the procedure, but I found it too difficult and took a taxi, went, of course, to the respirator. I didn’t feel very well, but I got there. There was no line, the CT itself took a few minutes, then 10 minutes later I was taken by the doctor. On CT, pneumonia was detected, the doctor confirmed the correctness of treatment and offered a pulse oxymeter for temporary use. I didn’t take the pulse oximeter, I went home with a taxi. Then every day until the end of self-isolation I was called from the clinic, interested in the condition, sometimes called twice a day, seemingly from different institutions; once every two days I had online consultations with a specialist, in total, in my opinion, three times. Amoxiclav had to take 14 days and it was impossible to buy it without a prescription. To receive a prescription, he again called the doctor at home at 112 from the local clinic. The doctor called back, the voice felt that he was wrapped. I told him about the lack of antibiotics, he said that now he has no drug in his hands and suggested to wait until the next day. The next day I just had one pill left for the morning. In the morning the doctor came and brought another package for the second 7 days, although I was just expecting a prescription. In addition, at the end of self-isolation, I was taken twice to confirm recovery.

Yet another moment. For self-isolation, it is necessary to confirm your location at the place of residence. Confirmation requires the installation of certain software on the smartphone. My smartphone is old and the software hasn’t gotten on it. After a call to the SSC. monitoring on the number 495 870 72 96 with the explanation of the situation brought me a modern smart, on which the software got up without problems.

In all this situation, I was helped by more than a dozen people - first of all, doctors, other honey. Specialists, volunteers who delivered and picked up smartphones, telephone service operators, social service operators. Excuse me if I have not mentioned anyone yet. I was examined, consulted, conducted an expensive CT procedure, provided with medications, conducted several coronary tests, offered a pulse oxymeter. I would like to point out that all this is done for free. I was cured of my crown and stopped my pneumonia in time, which could have killed me. I am grateful to all these people. Probably, you can make claims that I did not immediately provide the entire amount of medicines, did not take the CT on the Hospital at a convenient time for me, did not let me sleep calls and SMS of the social service. I had to call somewhere, talk to the operators and wait for something, but it would be a black disgrace. These people personally owe me nothing. They did their job, sometimes risking their health and possibly their lives. All together they helped me recover and I got a debt. I will try to get him back.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №155825
 13.02.2021
And let us after Putin for some time live without the president at all, take a break from relationships, find ourselves.

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