Kisa said, “Where are you from?”
Fred said: I came from Hamburg here :)
Isaiah said, “Why do you pull all the castles into the stall?”
I decided to put the shuher on my computer desk many years later. I found a check of the times of the height of student life and the beginning of our life with our wife - joint. Dated December 2006:
1st Stack Plastic
2nd package
Three Plastic wolves
4 is Tagged with.contact
5 is The Double Discovery
6 is The boy
7 is The boy
8 is The boy
9 is The boy
10 is The boy
Only 500 rubles. Have fun, the fucker!
Do you have a camera facing the wall?
In any case...
From an interview with the chief cardiologist Krasnodar: “I promised my son to see the Doctor House season with him and kept the promise. But I will tell you, we have such half-hospital doctors"
O_O
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I’m sitting down, the cat rushes over... he seemed to have a fist, and started moving his ears, fucks(((
I called a friend, gave such a dialogue.
I have not seen you for a hundred years, I am near your house, go out and smoke.
I am not at home, can you wait for the clock?
(I hear a girl’s voice in the back)
I am in my...
I (remembering that his girlfriend like Anya is called) with Anya what?
Not from the other...
Someone cried out, then the noise as if something fell, the last thing I heard were his words "for what?" and then the connection broke, I did not decide to call again)))))
As long as the topal home smiled at 32 teeth =))))
XXX is
You like to beat bab.
YYYY
Are you hypnotizing me?
If you plant a million monkeys for printing machines...
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and make them messy to knock on the keys... Then one day, one of them, accidentally fuck three volumes of “War and Peace.”
WOW and CHO?
WHY – WHY! We make a logical conclusion: 1 kq of monkeys is equal to Leo Tolstoy
Go to Britain! There are people like you who love...
In the previous work, we only dealt with questionnaires of recruited promotions.
And there was the question:" family status"
And one fellow replied:"I live with my grandmother"...
J: Are you another one?
D is yes.
Q: Do you need a telephone?
J is 18 years old.
J: 3 size
J is blonde
J: The ideal figure
Pump in the package?
to this
worse than the Blatt transliteration, can only be "VOT TAKIE BukkaFki"
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No, worse than a pale translator can be VoT TAkiE BuKAfFfki...
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And you are wrong) Worse may be \/oT TaKuE 6YkAqoqoKu
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my sad blonde wiped off: melancholy got the plastic sticks and pairs attached my socks before putting in the washing drum... pulled out - everything in place, clean!! I washed it so as not to get confused.)
I had invented something like that before. Plastic garbage basket with a lifting lid. I asked our friends (in my absence) to cut the bottom, stick it to the wall, strengthen the mechanism of opening the lid. The basket weighs a couple of meters in height, I throw dirty clothes into it from a distance (I am fascinated with basketball), and then press the lever - and op! the cover opens and the contents are rolled onto the hands for washing))
I love you, I love you, I love you :)
A friend came to me for a lunch break, I offer her to drink a cup of tea... and from the box I solemnly get a pack of cookies, with the words "guess what?!" Girlfriend: "I know!and "
San, do you know that to be a pedar, you don’t have to be a gay?
There are roads in America that have been built but forgot to mark on the map.
In Russia there are roads that have been marked on the map, but forgot to build.
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Here is here:
And yet another:
Also also
to this:
Well?! to
Baran Kygun!! to
I lived with this mistake until I was twenty years old! ;)
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And my friend lived with this for 21 years:
Pink roses, from the branch of the saucer...
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The fox, the dirt and the dirt of the road.
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The black coat! Just whisper – he’s on the eggs!
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He ate one Lishtaffka...For 15 years I didn’t know who Lishtaffka was.
Pavel: The second channel showed a report on the reporting agency, how to buy the rate, referrals, etc. at the gribanale is located.
Mak$: it’s funny))) Keep on burning!
Pavel: Well, in short, the kind of students of Nihera do not study and bring the frame to the door of this office, and from there Serega comes out with a bottle of beer and a file with DDD papers.
The husband, being in a playful, romantic and hysterical mood, decided to measure his organ for rust. For two minutes he walked around the apartment in search of a line, eventually enters the room with a seven-meter roulette and says, "And I am an optimist, mla!
by Nathan ex. #2:
The plant ends on me.
Stupid (12:47:30 12/03/2010)
begonia
From: VORON ex. #3:
Shoemaker
From: VORON ex. #3:
I had such a plant.
Stupid (12:49:39 12/03/2010)
The chestnut grows on the windows of the grandmothers.
Stupid (12:49:58 12/03/2010)
and in the pot in the cheese))))))
Stupid (12:52:42 12/03/2010)
Shoshanya is a plant that appears in your pot after food dies there. She is poured with water before being thrown out so that she drowns, otherwise she can climb out of the hose and kill.
From: VORON ex. #3:
It looked very strange to me..I found a pot with a shuttle three years later in a distant room on the window.
From: VORON ex. #3:
This is a blasphemy, not a chaos.
Unknown (12:54:46 12/03/2010)
The blueberry grows out of the shoshanny a month after it appears in your pot.
Unknown (12:54:51 12/03/2010)
Do not confuse people!
From: KIPIŠ ex. #2:
Wash the dishes more often.
Unknown (13:00:40 12/03/2010)
There was no shower in my kitchen.
Unknown (13:00:56 12/03/2010)
Except for the ballerina and ballerina...
Stupid (13:01:43 12/03/2010)
A! There were upskirts...
and mefisto!!A happy customer came in, I ask what happened to your card? My card died in an unequal battle with your ATM! I couldn’t save her!!! to