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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №110654
 13.03.2015
No No No No No! Leave childhood friendship in peace. Student relationships too. Because they are beautiful. Don’t think that if you were to go to bed early, everything would be fine. I explained. My childhood friend had a friend. Well, school, sports, books, movies, to walk. Then they separated for many years. We met in 10 years. Naturally in bed. They are like adults!! Well, then she bitterly mourned because there were no feelings left, the sex failed, and the warm memories of childhood are ruined by the thoughts of the sweaty male, in which that wonderful boy grew up...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №110653
 13.03.2015
XXX: Diablo 1 for War
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №110652
 13.03.2015
As long as the individual has the ability to reproduce, the body of the individual, whether male or female, will strive to fulfill its primary purpose.
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What if I do not want to consider myself a person, and the main purpose I see is to do something good and useful for society as far as I can? I am neither an incubator nor a copier, I have not studied for that, I have read a lot, I have learned a lot again, I have been mistaken, feeling a burning shame, I have been reworking, and I have been lying overnight with my eyes open, turning the task in my head to give birth to children, and to be calmed by the thought that the main purpose has been accomplished.

I can name many authors of discoveries, inventions, works of art, but I have no idea if these authors had children if I did not read specifically the biography. And having children in your system of values is the only criterion.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №110651
 13.03.2015
The son of the deputies entered the MGU without passing exams. Everyone would have done so in his place.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №110650
 13.03.2015
I haven’t washed my car for a few months. Yesterday I went to the car where I usually go.
tn: The building where the wash was located was demolished. We even managed to arrange a parking place there.
Tn: I realized that the car needs to be washed more often.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №110649
 13.03.2015
My husband asks me to sew his socks, I have never agreed in 4 years. I tell him, a man who wears shoes (on holidays) should not walk in shoes.
He’s going to have to get a mistress.
I: Right, break the stereotypes. Let the mistress sew the socks and fuck the wife.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №110648
 13.03.2015
This is:
Here is this:

3 stages of degradation of graduate MSU:

cannot integrate the exhibitor.
Can't remember the formula of the area of the circle
- clinging to the lash "floating"
____________________________
I also can't remember the formula of the area of the circle, maybe it somehow depends on the thickness of the pencil taken!? to
____________________________
What you have taught you. It depends on the thickness of the griffle of the circle, not the pencil. And the thickness of the pencil depends on the area of the section! How can this be confused?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №110647
 13.03.2015
The subscriber you call is an introvert, you can continue to call, but the subscriber doesn’t like to communicate.
How! → How can I put it instead of a ringtone?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №110646
 13.03.2015
In school, they also say that it is impossible to divide by zero. A lot more they say.
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Such operations of division by zero are not defined, in the school are not empty. What you mean is not zero, but infinitely small.

The anecdote.

Over the engineer, physicist and mathematician conducted an experiment:
They placed them in an isolated room, placed a food box there and gave them a pen and a notebook.
After a few hours, I decided to see the results.
Enter the room with the engineer. He sits satisfied and satisfied. "How did you do this?" – they ask him. "Yes, I was putting a pen here, here a fake notebook and the box opened."
The physicist is in the same condition, the whole notebook is printed. The answer to the question is: "I calculated the point, hit it and the box broke up."
The mathematician is wicked and hungry, the notebook is all written, he feverishly writes something on the wall. Look at the beginning of the records: "Suppose the box is open".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №110645
 13.03.2015
AtisNickel: Success...Success is like pregnancy, you’re all congratulated...but no one knows how much you’ve been fucked before.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №110644
 13.03.2015
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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №110643
 13.03.2015
And remember, my son! A rubber woman will not blow you up!

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №110642
 13.03.2015
Yes, man, to have a brain, that is, to influence the worldview, to direct and push a man to certain actions can only an indifferent to your success loving woman. And if she's purple on you and you're not at home more than unnecessary furniture, then what to talk to you? If they don't talk to you, don't stress, don't force you to do something - most likely soon a divorce. Another option is to poison. The most female occupation. Neither the house nor the property should be divided. The problem will disappear.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №110641
 13.03.2015
Today at work.
An electrician walks through the accounting office, looks under the tables and cries:

Where is your nest? The nest, the nest.
Marina is dreaming: Spring, the men of the nest...
Lena : Why?
Eggs will be postponed.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №110640
 13.03.2015
February According to our data,
5 thousand killed in Ukraine
The Russian soldiers.
of March. According to our data, in
500 Russians killed in Ukraine
The Soldier.
Who cast "The Resurrection of the Dead"
and confess!

How who? and Lifenews!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №110639
 13.03.2015
Women, don’t get tired. About the "impossibility of friendship..." a few teenagers write here, most likely the same ones and write from the freezone. Any normal man has already found someone to share all his sexual fantasies with, and can peacefully make friends with the opposite sex. No one dreams of a career as a bull-producer, except for a certain percentage, who are lazy to take off the sofa and go to find a couple. There will be porn, then on the basis of it are theories about real life.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №110638
 13.03.2015
The car was operated carefully and carefully. Drives easily!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №110637
 13.03.2015
Mikhail Barshchevsky of Soloviev (gordo): "In fourteen years I have not ever been able to give up the bribe!" He understood that the idea needs clarification, and added: "Not once offered".

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №110636
 13.03.2015
The rental website.
Ask: people, do you know where to rent a house for 1 night, drink?
Answer: yoprst go to the park bukhai ))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №110635
 13.03.2015
The number of grieving Terry gives our Pratchett reason to believe that not everything is still lost.

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