My wife called the secretary from my work: “This is your chicken.” I wanted to get upset: "Why is it right away MY?" and Freud knocked me in the tongue and it turned out: "Why is it right away a chicken?"
So how is it? Is it Freud’s fault that they don’t talk to me?

(From a forum dedicated to paranormal phenomena, esoterics, magic and other similar topics)

We have all of our descendants. And I am the strongest, even cats give me the way.
Have you won millions in the lottery? That’s when you win then and we’ll talk about your great gift.
You don’t know what you’re laughing at! You do not know the rules of use of force.
Q: I don’t know that? I am the rarest witch. Ask my husband. When we argue, he always says he married a rare witch.

In Chelyabinsk, a lady is walking a cock. It’s not for you. Only hardcore, only hardcore.

Question to Zverev:
Yes, there is a direct text saying that Nick escaped taxes for 20 years. He is 32. But that doesn’t mean he’s old. Age in the area of thirty seems overwhelming when you don’t have eighteen, right?

This is:
Stop putting the dogs at the head of the whole world, it’s really hard.

Similarly, I can say: to get to put children at the head of the whole world, it was really hard.

There were also drivers parking on the grasslands.
Smokers in the entrance.
Alcatraz under the windows.
Everyone puts their comfort in the corner. And you are no exception.

And yet it is hard when in the family you are one of the female sex, and next to two men - went to L'etual mask to buy. Husband and son walk with acid mines.
The son asks, “Dad, why are we here?”
My husband whispered to his mother.
Son (naturally for the whole magas) - Maaaaaam, well, make the whistle fast!!! to

The clarification:

Tagged with "bird" It infects computers, but its host programs are on the drum, it only feeds on worms. It collects pieces of code from them for self-improvement, to better and more efficiently penetrate through any protection, clears everything and moves on, leaving behind a completely healthy computer.

Absolutely healthy, but terribly polluted (if it’s a bird)...

My laundry machine broke. I pulled out her socks today, and there was a lot there. This time she had eaten two socks.

Do you know what a kumquat is? Kumquat is a small sun grown by hardworking peasants on the tiny Greek island of Corfu. A tiny mandarine full of southern fragrances. On its own, kumquat is not delicious, but it is worth only to cook it, whole, without removing the peel in shell syrup from shell sugar... First, kumquat mine in water, slightly squeeze, so that they let the drop of juice and place in a copper basin on fire. Not very long! Only twenty minutes, the kumquat is a small sunshine, it cannot be overheated! To whom do I tell, why do I tell? Try it, my mother! Here it is, the best dish in the world is a dish from kumquat! And now look, this is an almond cookie from Tuscany. The best, white milk maturity almonds are collected from year to year, from century to century by Tuscan confectioners. gently rub the almond in marble sticks.
Mr. Bourgeois, enough is enough! In principle, I agreed with Vargas. I’ll take a cake box, too.

by dr-piliulkin

You are like whitening from the station: hot, juicy and dangerous!
And the fat...

and Rabinovich! Did you avoid paying taxes as the prosecutor told you in court?

Absolutely not. But his scheme deserves attention...

Well, once I went the list of real cases... I have two children. One is disabled. His wife was swindled, raised by herself. He ate and walked. He married again, having a third child. Problem rating for this time:

Third place: big, dumb and aggressive children. Healed by explaining to the daughter where and how to beat in order to be called crazy the next time and walk around a large bow.

2nd place: duplicate parents of large, stupid and aggressive children. It was treated with a joyful readiness to come together and discuss the problems of our children with the social teacher, in the children’s room of the police and in other places where these parents are already well known.

I place: ham tantes, knowing exactly what I am doing wrong, knowing exactly how right, and that’s why your child is still not walking, that you are doing everything wrong. Sometimes I wanted to answer from my feet. not be treated.

No problem with the dogs, sorry.

I was at a parental meeting yesterday. Talk about preparation for the EEG. The Mathematics:

What mistakes are they making? and computational. They know the table of multiplication. Multiply seven by nine and get thirty-two.

At that moment I wanted to say:

You taught them from fifth grade to high school. They multiply seven by nine and get thirty-two. Have you ever thought about harakiri?

Particularly relevant after last year’s story, when I discovered that my daughter brings five in chemistry, but doesn’t know what valence is.

M is The young man, d. and girl.
M is My height is 192. If you retreat by one sign and put a tail, the size will be obtained.
D is (Rise of the head)?
and pause.
M is On the right hand! Retreat with one sign to the right. The Right!

In fact, what is burning? Or have I missed the moment when girls who have a lover were forbidden to see other men?

Congratulations on the birthday of my 3-year-old nephew.
I ask him, and how old are you now?
And he said: Ten.
I: Why so much?
Sister (dark): And in this family year for three goes.

I bought tickets for Machu Picchu, I found out the price, I thought. Cash: "Why pay for the name? Here we soon have another pianist, the prices are very democratic, and he plays the same thing, on the same piano. Go to it"

A film about the Assassins is coming out soon. They will be filmed on board. In case of commercial success, I fear we will see the third Half before we play it.

Congratulations on March 8!
Yyy: And so illiterate half of the population of Russia!
zzz: But the second half knows the grammar and congratulates the eighth.
Yyy: Oh, and the third knows not only grammar, but also mathematics. It’s not the third, but the third.)

“How good that there was no juice,” said the child, wiping out the apple buds.
Why is it more? My mother was suspicious.
Let me drink this shit.
Who would dare, right?
Multiple significance of:
and greed.