xxx: I will keep an accounting account of LLC or IP. Experience 15 years. A free schedule.

2 + 2 how much is it?

XXX: How much do I need?

YYY: Write in the face!

If you’re worried that your child doesn’t know your phone number, just put your number on the computer’s password.

Morning on Tuesday. We prepare at the office for the start of the working day. Anna, our manager comes in. Without clothes, he sits at the table and sits. The computer does not turn on, it is silent. Everyone begins to watch. We ask what happened. She just says it’s okay. And then 20 minutes. Then he stands up, says, “Yeah shit, shit,” and goes away.

I come, I ask

Anja, what fucking thing was it? Is it okay?

All is normal. I forgot to wear my shirt.

At that moment, Anya stumbled in her voice. Then she made a serious face and started working.

An abandoned car Yandex Drive blocked the exit from the paths where other cars were parked. One of them - Range Rover - trying to get out of the west, came to Yandex and long signaled. Yes, a signal to an empty, abandoned carsharing car.



Without the absurdity of what was happening, I unlocked Yandex Drive and left for five meters, skipping the Range Rover.



The last driver opened the window:



Where are you putting the car, muddle?



I got out of Yandex, wanted to come to explain the situation: said, the car is not mine, not I parked it, like I helped you...



“Go naked,” the Range Rover driver went ahead of me and sounded loud.



The snow of March with large pebbles lay on the black swarms, covering them with a thin layer of sugar powder. Soon is spring.

In order to establish equal rights, the law prohibits sleeping under the bridge, asking for mercy and stealing bread equally to all people, rich and poor.

c) by Anatoly Frans

Last Saturday, my wife told me she would take me to the theater. Theatre is theatre. Before the theatre I had an entire Saturday day and after catching a couple of beers I went to the sports club, pulling the glands and then drinking beer in the sauna. In the sauna besides me there was another man, we were sick with him, but he refused to drink beer with reference to "I still need to work tonight." Sometimes not everyone goes to theaters on Saturdays, some work. Places in the theater were especially disgusting, the first row from the very end. The shelves rose, a dark scene, on it a table with a graphene with a suspiciously yellowish liquid (the action takes place in England, according to the director's idea apparently whiskey). The actor approached the table with a thoughtful oak, poured half a glass of fluid, slowly raised his head and looked into the hall. I walked the stage, went down the stairs side by side into the auditorium and stood right in front of me. I realized that he was the man from the sauna. The man put his hand on my shoulder, looked over the heads of the spectators in the hall and said, "Now you can drink."

Did I correctly understand that as now the name ISIL is attributed to "a prohibited organization in Russia", so now the word "Government" will be obligatory attributed to "a respected organization in Russia"?