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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3725
 13.04.2008
<chh> I am already angry that under the word "walk" I have already automatically meant the meaning of the word "drink"(

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3724
 13.04.2008
Now my sister runs (6 years old) and cries:
The helmet! The helmet is so big.! to
What is the helmet? I did not understand.
The helmet is... The Bee! Only a man!! to
O_O

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №3723
 13.04.2008
On Saturday, unknown persons stole Audi A6 and Porsche Cayenne cars from the building of the GIBDD Office in Moscow with an interval of three hours.
by lenta.ru

Our country is definitely invincible ")

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №3722
 13.04.2008
One professor from the department of theoretical physics solved the same task on thermeh 4 pairs in a row with different groups about the body moving in the first case with friction, and in the second case without friction. And no longer understanding what was happening, he illustrated the task as follows:

First case: Imagine a parachutist jumping from an airplane.

Second case: Now imagine that the parachutist has jumped out and... there is no air!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №3721
 13.04.2008
From Mirc:

* Lanstier is listening: Daylight - Second Chance [06:19/160Kbps]
* HzD_Byte listening to Astarte - 2007 Demonized - 05/15 Demonized...
Dendromutant listening keygen from Talisman Desktop 2.99

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №3720
 13.04.2008
Announced @!! (23:06:38 12/04/2008)
You are added
_SkUOSH_SMR-CREW (23:08:29 12/04/2008)
And you are not.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3719
 13.04.2008
On the wall of the house painted:
I live with you.
Next to another colour:
I chew my tooth.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №3718
 13.04.2008
KillallHumans
Let us go, we have rain.

Magaroff
Rain with rains?* is

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №3717
 13.04.2008
from the forum "Operating systems of the *nix family "

and greetings again.
Faced with the problem - how to drop / drop / freeze / hang a unix (SCO, for example)?
I needed to simulate unix-complete dependence, but it doesn’t work. The memory was eaten (c++), I/O was raised to almost 100% (perl), disk space was killed to 0 and..... Nothing!! In the best case, the services of telnet, ftp, a couple of three applications were cut off, but in general the system worked! Per someone has done something like this before?
Thanks in advance.

P.S Could the process kill?

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №3716
 13.04.2008
She smiles very much when you hear from her in communication with her mother: “Your mother!”

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №3715
 13.04.2008
Today I went to the Chronicles of spidervik.we promised a synchronous Russian translation..but instead..one thing, when the translation is simultaneously double - with Russian and Ukrainian, and English is heard.and also a single-haired Russian...But the translators of the march decided to fire...at the end, where Spidervik grows up, the plot was in some country 80 years old and not aged, and meets his 90-year-old daughter..and in Russian says: "As long as I was in the power of mac and opium grass, oh!!!In the power of these beautiful creatures, you have so changed"...and this is the best cinema in Sevastopol

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №3714
 13.04.2008
and xxx:
I am in contact with a classmate who is knocking.
and xxx:
In 11th grade, she had a fourth-size chest.
I am :
It is burning)))
and xxx:
How can I ask what now?
I am :
Ask if she hasined her physical shape from 11th grade)))

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №3713
 13.04.2008
For the purposes of a scientific experiment (after yesterday’s worsening with beer) launched DameWare. I went through it (again for the purpose of the experiment) onto my own machine... and turned off the mouse keyboard, and he asked me so cautiously: Do you really want to do this?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №3712
 13.04.2008
Mary &#8206;(0:09):
I found out that the company was in a cat. I have a legal address. In the transformator cabin. :D

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №3711
 13.04.2008
XXX: How is it?
Yyy: Figo, Daddy, my girlfriend doesn’t like it – he asks: “Have you ever jumped from a tarzanka?” Well I say no dad, he: well, this is how sex with a terrible girl is like jumping from a tarzanki-the main thing is not looking down))

yyy: 0_o

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №3710
 13.04.2008
[17:48]<HG> when will you be home?
[18:48]<Ruma376> One hour later

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №3709
 13.04.2008
I want... that the beer doesn’t end... that it rushes after me... after me...)))

by Serg

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №3708
 13.04.2008
and salutation)
by PRIV
How is sex life?
It is fitting :-)
Has the mouse passed? and :-)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №3707
 13.04.2008
KOBA (22:57:46 12/04/2008)
Just I just took out six bags with a beaten plate, and I’m a bit out of shape.
~DiM~ (22:58:14 12/04/2008)
Beaten the head to the wall? and :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №3706
 13.04.2008
From the Fire:

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Sex in nature.
I was concerned about this question:

What else is needed besides a blanket, condoms and a shelter, without ants, of course?

WOW :
I would say I still need a grandmother...but I’m such an aesthetic.

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