On the website of state procurement placed the order of the Federal Service of Protection (FSO) for the purchase of marble bath from the collection Crono 2.0 at the cost of 336,492 rubles, writes the "Independent newspaper".

The publication emphasizes that the bath is purchased for official needs.

The bath should be white marble, 1900 mm long, 900 mm wide and 520 mm high. The product must be put together with chromium sludge or overflow and with a decorative panel. The capacity of the bath should be 310 liters.

The supplier is obliged to monitor the availability of "armature panel with holes for the blender art. 27.532.780.00 for 4 holes with hand shower Dorn Bracht MEM collection", cites the order edition.

Also necessary is a "pick-up chrome mixer art. 27.532.780.00 for 4 holes and hand shower Dorn Bracht MEM collection.

The auction for the purchase of the bath will be held on April 22.

"A curious detail: the bath should not be placed in the central office of the FSO, but in the village of Usovo of the Odintov region," the newspaper writes.

At the end of March, President Dmitry Medvedev said that the departments should reduce spending on public procurement by 15%.

Isn’t that shit guys? O_O

I bought a guitar and decided to learn to play it whenever I wanted sex.
XXX: now the mushrooms on the left hand.

What do you do when you can’t sleep?
I think sheep.
– to ha! I am ex girls.
That was what I meant.

XXX: Explain why when I and my friends decided to go for a walk to rest, said that I would be home at 11-12 o'clock at night and coming at 0.10 - then I can carry my whole brain. But if she gathered with her friends in the restaurant to sit down, she said it would be about 12, and returned about 3 nights, after a couple of clubs and with a binge as if she wasn't drinking, and in her bar arranged, in the morning she is upset that I don't give her sleep an interrogation?!?! to
YYY: female logic is dumb and merciless!!! mix with this.
XXX is not. I better did - under the windows of the perfume store, there the deck of the probes of the expensive men's odykalon was distributed (the breath is such that the smell of the open bottle is felt for 2 kilometers). I took one and all of her stuff in which she had dotted (even the cowards that were on her). You will be surprised when you wake up.)
YYY: Epic fail)))I think with female alcoholism in your home will be over.
XXX is indeed!

Goodbye(s)

The General has just outlined 3 principles of our company.
Never do what you can do tomorrow.
2) Our strength in inaction
3) Shake up, maybe it will dissolve itself!

I am lucky with my job. 😉

Allastriel

> Ahahahaha bljad i buhoy in gooovono pizzadaaa wari enahui day dude behind the window darkgooo goo pizzada foam looroooolooloololo

I behaved like that at seventeen years old, also on the forums I wrote with caps and with signs that everybody would see how cool I was swollen. In fact, I was sitting alone behind the compass and drowning from boredom.

I walk through the street, two men pass by, and one says to another:
Do not rush, or we will not be late.

O_O

[21:00:14] Denis: She and Ole discussed the romance of space flights, such as when Gagrin went to Kosmas, all the boys wanted to become cosmonauts. I don't know how, but my acquaintance with space began with watching the first part of the movie of a stranger, after seeing the shame I realized that in space is terrible shit and do not shame!

I went to the news site, looking down to the news column. The Listing:

"In the world"
Two planes collided at Kennedy Airport in New York.
In the area of the Japanese nuclear power plant detected radioactive strontium
Former Foreign Minister: Libya could become Somalia’s second country
The President of the Czech Republic stole a pen during a visit to Chile!!!

That’s the world’s greatest scandal! – The world’s greatest scandal! This is not strontium, not war. The pen! and spore! In the Chile! And most importantly, idiot, it burned up somehow, that it was written about it in the news.

In the spring.
"We have a senior jumping on the group members in a mini shirt, then after a minute stands up, rushes over the stand and leaves.
“Now I understood the true meaning of the words of the song: Johnny said if the first got up, the second should go to bed.

In the young month of April
There is snow in the old park.
There are tents everywhere.
The victims of mortgages.

xxx is. The inhabited island has something to tell her...although I have not read it.
YYYYY Nothing, Bondarchuk could, and you can.

The program is Shareware. You can buy the license here ($14.95). Understanding the insolvency of Russian residents, we publish the open key: "XXXX-XXXX-XXXX". No need to pick up.

In the Apple Store, a man buying a case for a MacBook whispered, “Well, Igor, we’ll buy you a coat now.”

On the news site:
In Kiev burned a morrow. No one was hurt.
The comments:
XXX: temporarily became a crematorium :)
YYY: Patients refused the screening and were discharged under the supervision of a local pathologist.
Zzz: Without understanding what the building is burning, rescuers drove 8 people.

I wondered: What is the meaning of life?
Are you smoking again?
XXX is yes :(

There is a lie, there is a blatant lie, and there is a declaration of income.

The first calculation on physical chemistry, the professor says, say, for the beginning, take the method and solve the task number one. I pull out a method from the table, return to the place, open - on one of the pages with a small handwriting between the lines: "Dear my follower, know that our beloved teacher has a wonderful tradition - every year she arranges the first counting with second-currents on the day of her birth. And if today is not Sunday, then today is a significant day.
Just congratulate her and you will be happy., and a little below: "2009 - +1, rushed :)", "2008g +1" and so on until 2001. Not long thinking I get up and all the audience: "Inna Vladimirovna, Happy Birthday to you, I wish you, bla bla bla," she floats in a smile "Molodec, here is at least one worried to know when the teacher's birthday, for congratulations count with a machine, fill out the check-in - I will register." I sit down, and unnoticedly sign in the methodology "2010g +1" ^_^

I was expelled from the couple... Prepod was reading a lecture and at this time he was walking around the audience, bypassing all the rows... When he once again passed by me, I laughed:
57 seconds, the best round.

Katchenko (13:12:29 12/04/2011)
Lenin said
[the]Offspring (13:12:45 12/04/2011)
Not choosing the wicked?
Katchenko (13:14:22 12/04/2011)
In order to distract a people from economic problems, it is necessary to unite them in one tragedy.
[the]Offspring (13:14:52 12/04/2011)
and died