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[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №152118
 13.04.2019
From the cosplay discussion.



xxx: Lucky her guy, he may have sex with Wonder Woman, Lara Croft, Elsa, Arwen, Legolas, Jack Sparrow...

Yyy: The last two are clearly superfluous for 99% of guys

Zzz: You just didn’t have Legolas normal.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №152117
 13.04.2019
Yesterday, I explained to employees the impact that high charging costs can have on seemingly profitable commercial activities.



Take history as an example. In 7th grade I distributed leaflets at the subway and earned 50 rubles a day. On the road I spent 17 rubles there and back. Also at lunch I bought bread and kefir or juice rubles for 20-25.



But the point is that I spent my mom’s money and earned my own.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №152116
 13.04.2019
My friend told me a story yesterday. I would like to share with you :) Continue with his words.



Once in my childhood, my father approached me and told me how to call aliens. But they were not evil aliens, but good and smart. They were looking for people who wanted to meet them. As a gift for the meeting, they gave something very valuable, showing the cosmos, their planet and life on it. In order for people to contact them, they left text on earth many centuries ago. And if you say this three times a day for three months, they will fly. At that time, we watched the Secret Materials with the whole family at night and I was very impressed by the knowledge. For three months I repeated the sacred text of abru-khadabra many times every day. Every day, after the text was pronounced, I marked a note on the calendar with the image of Mulder and Scalley. And three months later, when no one arrived, the father said that it was necessary to repeat exactly three times, not five or ten. Well, or maybe they were flying, but decided not to contact me. Who knows these aliens? Then he praised me, held my hand and said that Mulder himself would be jealous of my stubbornness. My disappointment had no limits, but I was proud of myself to have done it, even if it didn’t work out.



Years later I learned that as a child I had trouble with attention and discipline. The mother complained to her father and he promised her to fix the situation in three months.



For me, it was the first long-term project I brought to an end.



Thank you Dad. I am 34 years old, and I still remember these words letter to letter: Dibi Dibebe Kazajž ao kaia divaka aia iya kalak in lajak I mom muzal veslvnal.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №152115
 13.04.2019
A smart woman, to want her all the time, always a little - does not give.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №152114
 13.04.2019
Snowden’s first rule is: “If you want to fight for freedom and democracy, hide yourself in a totalitarian Russia.”

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №152113
 13.04.2019
I took my son from kindergarten. He comes upset. I asked what happened. He said he was annoyed. My son’s name is Gleb. I wondered what could be invented. The son says irritates Gleb-bread. While he was going explained to him that it was not offensive at all, at the same time decided to teach him how to resist. Asked the names of those who irritate to come up with rhythms to names. The son named two names that brought me into a stupor, nothing decent came to mind: Anton and Stas.

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