The 11th class. Exam in Biology. (After the choice of which)
The biologist came overwhelmed and at the beginning of the exam dropped, leaving the teacher under the control of OBŽ.
I have two questions on the ticket. The first I do not remember, and the second "use of microorganisms in the people's economy". Well, I pretended, ready to answer without preparation. The man says, wait.
I wait. There is no biological teacher. He says, go and answer. I fit. I tell you how to use yeast for the production of самогоon. (My grandfather was able to do that.) All the technology was told. He did not even hear about the production of biogas from fertilizer. Go to Five...
The official said that electricity prices in Russia are on average 30–50% lower than economically justified.
How many times the average salary in Russia is below the economically justified, he modestly silenced.
It was 6 years ago. I met a guy on the internet, agreed to meet after work. He was late for 15 minutes, I was hungry and very angry.
I look at the sides and see a two-foot bearded man approaching me, wearing glasses, a huge shirt and with a leather bag across his shoulder. I strained a little, and he approached me and said:
- Go sooner, or there are so many people, to kill their hunting!
My legs immediately became cotton, I was so scared that for the first time in my life I had the thought of just turning and leaving.
Why did I go with him? It was very simple, I wanted to eat.)
When we went up the ladder, he took off his glasses and hid them in his bag, and when I asked him about his vision, he replied that he was wearing them just “for the point.”
I wanted to run for the second time, but we got up. Later he admitted to me that he was so nervous that he decided to behave strangely to remember :)
We came to the cafe, I hardly listened to him because I had already buried that date. Then I began to look at him somehow, and he is nothing like that, no longer like a maniac, his eyes are beautiful, cheerful.
There was a conversation, we talked for two hours, we walked around the houses if not a couple, then good friends.
On a second date, he brought me a nest. It’s not a joke, I was looking for a rekvizit for the filming of advertisements, and in all the stores and theaters my question caused a wild whistle (which is understandable, by the way), and naturally nothing was found.
And there he called. I complained to him that there was such a trouble, and he asked to wait a little. An hour later, I had a picture of a nest wrapped out of seed (he had a rabbit at home). I didn’t believe it until he brought me a box with him. And then I realized I wanted to see what happened next.)
After two weeks we started living together, so we still live together - fun and in love :)