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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №16449
 13.05.2009
zoomer639: listen, not with verbs written separately?

Umichka: So is it, and what?

zoomer639: inContact search by interests: I do not look - 80 people found, I do not look - 7400 people found.

Umichka: Half of them have not yet reached this topic in school, the other half fucked this lesson :)

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №16448
 13.05.2009
All information is provided for information purposes. Any coincidence with the Eset Nod32 antivirus update keys is just a coincidence.

[ + 4 - ] Comment quote №16447
 13.05.2009
If the truth always emerges, you willingly begin to perceive it.
and prejudice.
by Yuri Tatarkin

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №16446
 13.05.2009
There was one man in the garage. Father of a kind family, intelligent
And a nice uncle. He had a dream, he loved after his
to mark the car in the circle of friends and neighbors on the garage: "Here I will build
I’m going to divorce bees, isn’t it great? Sitting at night on the bench.
well – DACCHA, BEES...” Men treated their dreams respectfully, saying
Bees are good, bees are good, bees are good! And for the bee! and
This toast was often heard over the evening garages.
The dream fulfilled. The house was rebuilt and the first building was bought. Satisfied father
Family washing shopping with neighbors in the garage. Wife with 6-year-old son
delayed in the day. Blessed expression on his face slowly
It changes when his car flies to the garage and crashes it from there.
The wife and, opened the door, pulls out the roaring son. Storms in
The family was not seen. to this moment. The girl’s eyes swim off.
Bites, not deadly of course, but not acid. Raven is not weak either. wife s
with wild anger and contempt looks at the Father of the family, all for a moment
They lose speech. My son is also taking a break. lifting up the shaking hand,
The head of the family asks:
WOW, what is it?
This is, daddy, here the six-year-old son absolutely exactly copies the father’s.
a dream-admired intonation, but investing in it a nonethical share
The Sarcasm:
“The girl! The bees!”

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №16445
 13.05.2009
The Dargaiah Ridaccy!
(From letters to the newspaper in the section "Sexologist Advice")

I wanted to refuse Oleg, but I couldn’t, because I had been lying in his house for a long time.
The bed is naked.

I’m just tired of these relationships, and the bed is not important to me.
You can eventually stand.

When I look at Bora, I feel that inside, it starts to move.
The egg cell.

During my studies at the institute, I mastered all kinds of sex. Here is the Institute.
Soon I’ll be working in the specialty.

I gave him all night, but I never got to have sex.

After a tumultuous night with Gosha, when he left, in my soul formed such a
The emptiness that I kissed a pot soup eaten.

Then Igor declared the “night of free love”. They broke up in pairs and
We went apart and I was left alone in the bedroom. What is this for
Freedom is that?

She laid off her dress, and there was nothing.

When I was a child, I dreamed of becoming a woman, but when I decided, it was too late.

I watched all his tattoos for a long time, correcting grammar.
of errors.

I was so sad and distressed that Mithya immediately began to comfort me.
could be. He could only do it twice.

I gradually started to beat Masha’s fans. He did one, then the second.
The third confused me. Wiping out the blood, he said, “You won’t break them all.”

After having an intimate relationship with my friend’s husband, I became completely different.
Look at her. How can she change such a sensitive and charming man?
The man?

Why she has such skilled hands, I understood when I found out that she was almost ten years old.
Years worked as a docker.

And when Borka started loving me from behind, I couldn’t stand and knocked.
Head to battery. Only then came my thought: a condom.
have forgotten!

When I found an artificial member in her stuff, the first thing I thought was:
“Well, but not real...”

My personal vibrator broke quickly, although I followed the instructions
He did not use it for more than 14 hours a day.

In the bed, Nina struck me with such heat that I thought, “If
If I live, I will not betray my wife anymore.”

Dasha is so upset that the neighbors start to call and wonder when,
Finally there will be an orgasm.

I’m not a man, I’m a sexual maniac. All my friends are like that, too.
They think.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16444
 13.05.2009
...in order to win Eurovision again, it is necessary that our hockey team ride around Prihodko performing the miserable song “Mamo” with harsh faces.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №16443
 13.05.2009
"Russian hockey players have such a tradition - after the match to listen to their anthem" (c) commentator on Czech television

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №16442
 13.05.2009
Summer is beauty.
The quantum light from the sun destroys the electrons. And we become so positive...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №16441
 13.05.2009
Something has become fashionable for girls to walk in pants-bags type "oh, I was upset a week ago, but the pants will all hide". Do you think it is beautiful? OOO

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №16440
 13.05.2009
by Dr. Iron:
I was here yesterday one military revealed a secret how they differ from the children.
by Dr. Iron:
I quote :
A real member and a real machine

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №16439
 13.05.2009
In my textbook the algebra is immense.)
Infinity is thrown into the square.

[ + 57 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16438
 13.05.2009
All the quotes about the fact that the girls are powered by the grandmothers, or are already busy:
1) I am 22 years old, I write a diploma, I have retired from work, I live with my ancestors, I wear jeans for 3 years, because with money I am a shit.
2) girl 22, tall, natural red, slim beauty. I’m waiting for her to bring me a recording of Fellini’s films. Which she looked at and wanted to talk to me, and I didn’t look at.
I took her to a 33-year-old wealthy businessman.
More precisely, she went to me. The Same. Girls have to be loved! Love to Offenbach! They will love you too, guys. Remember that a woman is the most important thing in a man’s life. You will have it all!
PS - you won't believe it, but I want to move from my Khabarovsk to Peter in the summer. I saw in one of the jewellery of this city a nice ring with a flying mouse (she pulls on them). I want to make her an offer.
PPS - men just love girls! Love them with all your heart!

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