From Habr:
xxx: I absolutely do not know physics, but as a child, not thinking about luck, charged condensers the size of a flashbox in the socket. And they swallowed into the rosette, there they moved to crack. Then they picked up and locked up something. is hidden. Was it deadly?

Yyy: Excuse me, if you list on your fingers everything that most of the people here did during their school years, I think there will be so much potentially life-threatening that the very fact of survival and adulthood will be seen as a miracle.
Condors in sockets, bombs of bolts and sulfur, carbide bombs, powder charges, magnesium charges, thermal mixtures, self-shoots of all kinds - what is not dangerous?

Until now, a terrible Swede has vowed that he will cause trouble to the Russians, that by scoring a goal, he will go to the point, but... the result is a broken nose! On the heart sadness, on the face "wava", well... another Poltava...

My husband and I sat on the couch, each with a book. But hugged so that to turn the page, you have to make complicated manipulations with the free limb :-) After some torture I say to my husband: "Let me turn the pages to you, and you to me?" Husband:"This is some new version of the posture 69, for book worms?"

I was talking about someone in our company.
One of us gave a character to his brother:
Do you know, Vova, there is such a game "Stalker"? There are many different endings in it, in one of them your hero sleeps with money. So this Jew hasn’t played any other ending!

The fire was right. He asks the student:
In what groups are the participants of the civil procedure divided?
It begins uncertainly:
There is the claimant...
The Prep:
Yes, you are now a complainant... and full.

Now you know why you want to sleep after eating. It is just a protective reaction of the body - not to eat anymore.

Prichyn, our clients - in the same building, in Uralmash, a cozy mini saddle "Reva-cows" and a steak bar "Jadine-beef"! Advertisements on the recruitment of children in groups are updated periodically)))

In the USSR, science was...
She lived in the USSR and...

From one game:
xxx:Do anything after the 51st update, the magicians started running with their hands raised.

Today I felt like a real blonde.. drove on the map and, looking at her new beautiful cadiks, which so sympathetically stood out on the rugged map, crashed into the fence :((

Calling pimples pimples is unpoliticcorrect.
Let’s call them gay Americans!

Masha, your boyfriend was so sick for you yesterday, the whole match was oral "Masha - go!", can you give him it?