xxx: I graduated from college, now I am a licensed car mechanic)Learned a lot of new stuff, drawing, etc. But one question still torments me.
XXX: How do cars do the fucking repair???)

Mishanos: I decided that I would buy the costume of the Darth Vader to my child's future in the morning
Helen: in ten years or even more, your child will say that the dartweider is backward and that any dirtworm is cooler.
Mishanos: Chickenworms are more cool

I explain:
K to:
News on NTV, 3 December 2009:
Rostov mushrooms found in the forest 92 artillery shells from the time of the Great Patriotic War.

Explain to me, what heroes were the mushrooms forgotten in the forest in December?! to
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And me too! In the steppe of Rostov, the infinite steppe! Where did you find the forest?
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They found the mushrooms and then it was...

Fucking the head hurts.
The ghost pain?

Looking for accountants.
They are looking for a director,

Looking for admin.
He even attracted the rector.

Looking for a long time,
But they cannot find
The lost package
Somewhere in the network.

of kilobytes,
He is fast and clever.
Request sent
In a bottle of gasoline.
External iPad
The address was with him.
No longer know
Nothing about him.

Where is it,
from where,
From what place.
package
Lost by
In the network? Unknown is.
What happened to him?
Where has he disappeared?

But lost
The signal died.

Isaac Newton was also a British scientist, and he was laughed at at first.

K to:
My girlfriend told me. Her father turned off the phone, and she wanted to download something from his phone.
She: Dad, tell me the PIN code.
The PIN code.
Please tell me the PIN code of the phone.
PIN code of the phone.
She says: well paaaap! Tell the numbers!! to
The numbers!
And her father is an officer of the Russian army...damn that you extend.
It is ===
Captain fucking you’ll stretch out (God sees I’m holding back).

And I didn’t get rid of it and attached it to the roof of the car BLUE TAZ...I’m driving the third day...until the goats don’t stop.and :)

And there is one action, which in Russian is described by six consecutive infinitives:
Decide to try to get up go buy to squeeze

1> Answer quickly, with reflection. Which letter follows "B"?
2> "You"
1> It is just the same. and :)

Peak of uncomfortable situation.
I sit in the park on the bench, some Mr. X fits.
Sasha in contact. He stretches out his hand to catch.
Married and natural.
Sorry I recognized. Moving in an unknown direction.

Going on a business trip.
Stay in a room with a beautiful girl.
Find out there is no contempt.

A strange... small... town... There are no 24-hour shops, casual passengers scratch even when trying to approach them. As a result, a gang of copters showed where there was a store (showed) then a kilometer across the crossed terrain back (fast... fast). Come to see what did not wait, fall asleep, go to smoke, get acquainted with another (neighboring number) to get out of her room in the morning, hit the first... get on the mouth... and all this in the eyes of the boss...

to this:
Australian scientists have proven that regular oral sex helps the body of a woman prepare for a future pregnancy. Statistics showed that pregnancies of women who frequently practiced oral sex went mostly without complications. What exactly explains this pattern, scientists have not been able to explain.

Thank you for the work done on behalf of the entire population :)

by JJ
When I see on the streets these little, miserable teenagers of uncertain sex with thin, strapped trousers with their legs, so they, the poor, want to feed cakes and drink compot.
Wow, stay away from the kids, they have yaga and rollton :D

In the Brazilian Amazon, a tribe of Indians found to live secretly from the civilized world and know how to count only to three. This discovery was made by the American researcher Peter Gordon, who for a long time studied the customs of the "Pyrian" tribe, living in the debris of the Amazon rainforest.
The members of this tribe, still living in the Stone Age, use only three words to count objects. "Oh" means one, "Oh" (with emphasis on the last slang) means two...
The Indians had difficulty transferring the amount of fish they caught. If Gordon showed them four or five or six fish, the Indians always drew only three sticks, calling them "baagi", that is, many.
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They live according to the binary system...the rest of the "baagi"... the hell is the tribe of the proghers - deserters.

Mother hangs her clothes on the lodge and says:
You have nine socks.
I feel like I have to justify myself:
Two on me.

A story from my deep childhood.
Early in the morning, they picked me up in the garden. Everyone is in a hurry and is late. Dad goes into the room, and I am still sitting in some trousers.
"Daughter, why are you still without pants?and "
I am not upset: "They fell..."
"Well, they fell – get up!"
"They fell on the lighthouse..."

c) Alice

For excessive aggression, my brother (9 years) was sent to a school psychologist. The evening. My mother and brother’s conversation:
Q: What did you do there?
B: Nothing
M: How about nothing? What did the psychologist do?
The door barely passed by...

to this:
showed on the first channel. The thief broke into the country and exploded on the mine installed by the landlord. And now they will be judged for having someone exploded on his mine.
The country of idiots.
The thief survived and his leg was crushed.)
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Fuck, you can’t even put the mine. Where is the country going?! to

As a result of the special operation of the Ministry of Internal Affairs in the sandstores of the city of Moscow were detained dozens of minors participants of the action "blue cool".