The Epic Win:
The Asians at the concert of Alyssa Chlamydia singing "the sky of the Slavs"

xxx: I wrote some shit on.Net: first, it works in multiple streams, second, it does not fall, and third - the memory does not eat!!! Okay, but I’m going to get it done and fix it.)

Media: "For dishonest correspondence with children on the Internet will threaten criminal punishment"

If they knew... Oh, if they only knew who is behind 95% of all the ugly correspondence with children... The criminal code is not applicable to these people.

SMS from my wife: I was presented with wipes for artificial sunburn in the river. They are good Israelis. We will test them on you today.

I’m so old that I remember there were moderators here before.

Photo of a Known Girl
WOW: Oh that is cute!
The last time I showed her to you, she didn’t look nice to you.
UUU: what do you want, I spent two weeks at sea, for me now any girl is cute!

XHH: I’m familiar with the reads of teaching to my cursor.
X: On the third day of phallomorphing from her handwriting, I was able to read the word that I identified initially as “appeared.” This was the "introduction"

In the last year, there have been several accidents with such "independent" children.



My parents worked. And father and mother. From 2nd grade I got on a trolley bus in the morning, I drove through the whole city (a small town, 600k population) to school. Then, after school, either get angry in the school yard and then go home - or first go home (again through the whole city), and then get angry in the yard at the place of residence.
At home, I went into the refrigerator, took food, heated it up (or cooked the same pasta, potatoes, eggs) and ate. After that, I must have washed my dishes and went to the street, where I was caught (or not caught) by my parents on the way from work (depending on whether I got in the eye or not - specifically no one was looking for the clock until 8-9pm.
And nothing though. Alive and healthy. Broken knees, elbows and so on. Parents did not pay attention (and our children too, frankly). He swallowed, the traveler glued, washed the house, poured green, burned (burning, infestation) and went on to get angry.
In general, it is unlikely to grow greenhouse vegetables that are not adapted to life.

Members of the chat:

Did you have no homework lessons?

2: We had a job.
2: And we made instructions

And we did all the shit.

2: You have not stopped yet

Basil spends a lot of time on the courts.
Luckily, I would play tennis too.
I am afraid of the sport here is not worthwhile...he’s just a jerk on life

What is it shit there?
This is my fucking code.

There were more birds, both meat and singing // I liked this classification, it is immediately clear who is a salmon and who is a flying frog.

- It's interesting, if you sleep with a salmon, will she then throw caviar?
- It is you who will throw the caviar, explaining to your wife where she has carousel syphilis.

The laptop turned into the backpack from the sleeping mode, decided to install updates and rebut, deleted all the open files of the matlab, until the liquid melted its four cores sealed (!) 99% of the time (!) Chocolate, she poured a backpack, he cooler through the ventilation hole sucked liquid chocolate inside himself and a happy breath.

lunnaya_tigrica: Everyone thinks as he can.
Dominatrix: And what he can do.

I drink here. And when I completely plant the liver, I will do an operation to replace it.
With your salary, you only have a donor liver.

Showing the customer their future website. The design is already approved, everything is done, the site lies on a test server. We go to the page with the general plan and I am thrown in the eye in the decryption of the designations "parking... road... TROTUATR"! I think I'll come, I'll blow the messie flasher! And I want to rust, I restrain, and a lonely tear runs on my fossilized face. Customers are silent, they look at me pityfully and one of them says "Well, you, good design, we wanted it"
I answer - "Sorry, I am about my own, I have just THIS COLOR (I tick in the screen away from "Trotutora") is causing my associations, I am now..." and the bullet is flying out of the negotiating...

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Explain to the manager from what point he should get into his legal weekend did not try? You have a plan with deliveries and pops smoke, and the manager is to blame.
Does he have a share of your profits? He has a salary and a foolish boss.

And if I knew that this day of work was important for the company and the firm would thank him for it, he might have called.

When the Russian business begins to work with people as with people, rather than sending holograms to the barracks...

Why did you write so many codes in a simple algorithm?
(Student): I have tried...

EV: My favorite English computer component store now accepts bitcoin.
MK: In some countries, bitcoins are banned – be careful!
DM: Mish, even computer components are banned in some countries