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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №152264
 13.05.2019
I stand at the post office and wait for my voucher to receive the package, as suddenly the rain begins abruptly outside the window. The man right in front of me opens the package received, gets the umbrella and says "as in time", goes out. The whole turn looked at him.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №152263
 13.05.2019
Every woman knows that her husband has sex a couple of times a week, but with her or without her - it is she decides for herself.

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №152262
 13.05.2019
My friend told me a funny and even sad story. She married a classmate, such a quiet, kind and educated guy. In all matters, she is advised, she gives her salary, in the house she considers her the main, she loves incredibly, she blows the dust. But somehow he got tired of his right. She was confused with another – such a “true man” who seemed to be sharp, tough – and could get out of the room if it wasn’t for him (and it turned out later that he was also easy to get out of himself, before beating). She left her husband, and the depression began, the love of her whole life went away. He ran to psychologists, started drinking, and so on. She did not regret, finding in this proof of his weakness. She lived with the "true man" for three years, and endured everything, from beating to drunkarding, when he is dragged through the whole city drunk by a taxi, which he sees everything, and then in his pocket women's trousers will be found. He was a “strong man” who was not capable of anything. He could not hold on to a single job, after the first conflict with the chief (even because of the comment made) he "turned and left" (his favorite phrase). As a result, she, already pregnant, pulled the whole family, and as she gave birth (the husband did not even come to meet at the nursery), moved to her mother and filed for divorce. And after some time, she met her first husband, Alexey, who turned out to be socially strong, receives almost two hundred thousand. Well, she came to him - and there would happen a banal plot - or there rejected her, or, on the contrary, lived soul into soul. But he accepted, however, her life was not much better than before. First, the guy was convinced by psychologists and friends that he lost his wife because of his weak character, well, he began to tyrannize her when she returned, before the color of the wallpaper she could not choose (and previously disposed of the apartment as she wanted). She gives her money for little things, she is indifferent to the child from her second husband, and most importantly, she feels, the insult to her has never passed. Until they even signed up again, and she doesn't know where to go now - almost a thirty-year-old girl with a trailer... And you don't say that someone else is to blame, she has built her life. Be afraid of your wishes, butterflies!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №152261
 13.05.2019
If the Internet is closed in the Russian Federation, how will the scientists of Skolkovo order their latest developments on AliExpress?

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