Yesterday the girl wanted to go to England at the expense of someone else, and today she comes with a cracked lip. She said her lips were blurred. But we know everything.

and smart:

And then I asked him to kiss me as if it was the last time.
Is it you?))
You kiss me in the forehead, you kiss me.

What she asked, she got!

xxx: If a person on the street begins to look back nervously - it means he is going to crack :)

23:24:16 Scream: Attention, question!
Ukkpaincoe conditepcoe издelie.
23:24:18 maranafa salad
23:24:21 Kitsune: salad
23:24:22 Babuska: Salo

She is preparing for a philology exam. I looked at her in the papers, I read: "Ticket 7. The magical function of language." He stumbled and cautiously departed from these humanitaries.

It is very difficult to find female logic in a dark room.

Work in London

I have a very simple story and when I recall it I get very fun.
Seven years back, I managed to come to England for a 3-month English language course on a student visa.
I think, you understand, a young Russian guy from a poor family, decided to stay here.
I tried to look for a job, but I had a visa without the right to work, so for 2 months of searching I could not find anything.
I did not worry much, lived in a student dormitory, received a high scholarship of £500.
In general, I it.

The easy life is over. The student was polite and the scholarship ended. Then came a big, untouched...a. Well, I did not despair and continued to look for a job, in the internet cafe I was given the phone of Yasha and told that he has great connections, he will help.
I called, answered the “Russian” guy with a strong accent, said that it will definitely help, but warned that it might need money.
I didn’t care, the money was over, and I didn’t want to go home at all. No one was waiting for me there.
I met, I was Yasha, a big, black guy with honest eyes. I agreed that I would be able to work on a car washer for £5 an hour, because I have a weak English for now.
I was in the seventh sky of happiness.
Well, then you know, Yasha, said he didn’t need anything, but the people who arranged needed nothing more than £500, and then he asked me to make a discount, and so they asked for £1500.
I gave the money without thinking, Yasha gave me the address, and also helped buy a ticket for the bus, as the washing machine was 4 hours from London.
I will reduce the details, I came, there is no car washing machine, Yasha does not answer, there is no more money and no one to ask.
Thank God, later everything went well, I have been working for 3 years, I live in a good apartment, I go to the gym.
The story could have ended if it had not been an interesting event that fate pleased me a month ago.

I came after the office, into the hall, changed clothes, broke up, went out to the ring, we had a sparring on Wednesday. A casual sparring partner comes out on the ring.
It is Yasha.

If I am a boxer.
In general, the money came back, and Yasha was slightly sick.

In the school at the graduation fist and worker fist. The worker won because karate is karate and the hammer is the hammer.

Heat +40 for two months, in the winter - Arctic cold, April - warmer than in Spain, in June - monsoon. We live in a temperate climate.

I moved to a guy. On the first evening, after preparing dinner, I sat down and looked at House 2. The beloved, with a gentle smile, which made me worse for some reason, asked if I had been watching him for a long time. I honestly said three years. Having taken some instrument, he cut off the antenna and said with a laasic voice that I would no longer watch that shit. I didn’t want to argue...In exchange, he arranged to show me cool movies every night, opened up rock for me, taught the basics of programming and became addicted to sports. This is what I am for. Lovely guys! Please do not scream that your girls are TP. You will not find a treasure. Develop their horizons, discover new and interesting. After all, a girl is a clean page on which you can draw your ideal yourself, you only need a little patience. You and the men. Love to you!

She: I feel okay!
She: Not very well.

Zohiko - Ladies: all the men are children!!!! to
Zohiko - THE LORD: first when the little ones give them
KoPraJI (Anton): Then when they grow up, they both ask

God gave each creature a pair.
The sinful and holy.
The provider gave us a pair.
by Vite...

I just found a wonderful print:
"It is not clean where they kill, but where they do not defile."
This is really =D

Commentary on YouTube:

The Samsung Galaxy S II. Then came the Samsung Galaxy S II Skyrocket. Samsung Galaxy S II Skyrocket HD. No, seriously, Samsung needs more imagination...What’s next? Samsung Galaxy S II Skyrocket HD Epic 3D Touch 4G LTE

XXX (P): Cooking is still a women’s business. I wanted to do a breakdown - I broke the column under the ramstein )))
yyy (D): Well you give it :)
zzz (P2): I am not shouting))
xxx to zzz: ah. Du Hust was just so good.)
ZZZ: Do you have! Hustle...

Sister yesterday put Mantoux, and yesterday she burned in the sun. Now she is a gremlin: not to urinate, protect from the sun and not to feed after twelve...

From the Radio Electronics Forum. The fear of mosquitoes.

... and the spark should be very powerful and adjusted to the frequency of the mosquito’s spark, maybe then the mosquito’s wings will resonate and fly away to hell.)

Don’t animals bother you during sex?
Nersik: My cats love to come to the bedroom during sex. They have a house with shelves in front of the bed. They sit on him and stick carefully. I represent them as directors, and I am a porn actor and actively work for the camera.
Kudeyar: screaming the podi all the time

I had a barbecue in Milan – documents, tubes, maps, and money – zero. The cards I blocked - and the goats that Sperley sent SMS - squeeze (schiacciarsi). So don't believe - they were offended and when they were taken - I already forgot about it - they had the boldness to file for insult and threat of murder (!) to court. In general, it is half-bad - in Europe and not for that - but the names of the kidnappers pleased me - Kuznetsov and Borisov. and c)