I was in the newsroom, all over the city hanging posters with social advertising, there depicted a miserable redheaded boy and written "Daddy, don't drink", someone signed on one "without me", for a positive, friends! and :)

One day my miracle came out:
We only have sex before the wedding.

From the comments to the news about the kurpní grad in Barnaul.

A large town in Barnaul broke the glasses, damaged cars, destroyed the crop, raped women and caterpillars, drank and mated.

Kissed
Have you ever had a virgin?

rzhanchik
Aha

Kissed
Did you have sex?

rzhanchik
No, no, I sold her to the organs!

My daughter is 7 years old flying in a Moscow-Krasnodar plane. The man on the left asks: What is your name? Q. Where are you flying? Hi to you! All in Krasnodar and I in Krasnodar!! to

I read a comparison of cars Toyota Camry and Nissan Teana: "But the most important plus of the cabin "Toyota" is space......If you want, you can even drive three in the back."

This is yes! It can’t be like this, you can sit back three! Apparently, the author never sat in a taxi.

What do you have with your debts?
He: nothing... alive, healthy... unfortunately
She: Did you give up anything?
He is: No
Can I borrow the breasts?? to

A pensioner said:
It was during his youth 30 years ago. A small town. Station of local importance. This frame finds a way to talk to the trace selector. The Message:
Dear passengers and passengers. Please leave the platform. Diesel train will be rolling out."

Naturally, the trusting people have rushed back!!! to

The children finished 9th grade and received a certificate. How to please children? ( Boy and Girl )
Go here, go here, go here, go here, go here, go here.

I live in Kazakhstan. In 11 classes, as in Russia, a final test of the type of EGE is carried out, only called ENT.
The subject of submission is History of Kazakhstan.
So in the tests on this very story was the question: From whom came man? Different options of answers...
The girl answered correctly, from the monkey.
That fucking there! In fact, judging by these tests, the man originated from the Kazakhs!!! to
The Court of Appeal did not accept the complaint...
And this country still wants to be a full member of the world community.

My wife comes home with a package of food. I waited for an hour at home, hungry. Get out of the package of foods, not in a hurry, get a bag of cat food, whisky, calls the cat and feeds it.
Can you feed me first?
Is it my fault that you don’t sell food in your bags?

I have Mr. Tomorrow. Three objects. They’re so different and yet they’re crazy together.

In the end, we all have an end.

Two months ago the episode was on some channel.
Russia, a small town, a crisis. There is no work. There is a big city.
Manufacturing of glass and crystal. The owner –
A man with a German name. The company is arranged by the last word
Technically. Cleanness, order and comfort. A huge number of companies
vacancies, the salary is higher than the average at least once in three, but
No one works at the company for any reason.
The following picture shows the longest row in the employment fund. from
The ranks pull the man out, ask why he is arranging somewhere.
Somewhere else, not in a crystal-glass factory. The man looks at
The journalist, as a fool and offended and surprised responds - the master
The company is a real beast - punishes for passes and forces to work.

Many confuse mental work with a lack of physical work.

Talk with a girl in the subway:
What is your mobile number?
I have no mobile at all.
How is?
Well this is so. is not all. Why is he me?
Calling at work...
I have a worker I leave at work.
And in personal?
What kind of person, Katya? I get up at 3 in the morning, I leave the house at 4 in order to leave the bus at 4.30 and get to work at 8 in the morning. I’m not coming home before 9 p.m.
Well, like the clock...
I have a wake-up alarm. However, according to the military habit, I still get up 5 minutes before the "rise". A "like a clock" I have a watch.

Remove the capsule!! to

2: This is I hold the shift

1: Release

I can’t, then I’ll be like all the people on earth.

The girl with dark hair, in a fabricated shirt, who on Thursday, June 12, at 9 o’clock sat in the wagon at the station of Ladoga station, the beauty of which I looked... I will wait for you at the same station at the same time every Thursday of June.
Please go to /abyssbest.

Dialogues of poor students about engagement:
xxx: Well, let’s give away the crowns, your mother has gold crowns at home, you said, I remember.
Yyy: My dear, I’m not going to give my bride a ring made of my mom’s teeth!!! I say I will accumulate...
XXX: That is not the case. You give away the gold crowns, and you immediately make a ring of the same weight. Oh sweet...
Yyy: Remember, woman, I will accumulate on the ring!!! And to give a ring made of my own teeth, and even more, I will never be a foreign mother!!! clearly?? to
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