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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99184
 13.06.2014
xxx: As a child, I thought that a motorcyclist was a fan of cycling.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №99183
 13.06.2014
Programming for Android:

Installation of the Eclipse development environment
...
Installation of Android SDK
...
Installation of cat
This item is not mandatory, but as practice shows, the presence of a cat allows you to quick results in learning Android. The cat can be picked up on the street, taken from the shelter, bought on the ad. There will be all kinds - red, striped, black. The cat should be washed, fed and planted next to it. Your karma is growing at this time and the process of mastering the material will go faster.

In any case, fed and planted, I think it helps :)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №99182
 13.06.2014
Another picture post on the publication, all according to the canons - space, inscription
Scientists have proven that good people have the letter Y in their names.

The first comment:
and Judas.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №99181
 13.06.2014
The Exam.
What are the types of threats to information security?
Natural and artificial. Natural are humans, artificial are viruses.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №99180
 13.06.2014
and energetic:

and Genetics:
To be or not to be a dwarf is not a choice or a result of a lifestyle. It is genetics.
_____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Usually so say people who do not want to change anything in life (to lose weight, push muscles). Speaking is easier. I haven’t seen any fat athletes. There is nothing among hungry people who are fat.

You probably haven’t seen much in your life. For example, sumoists or nuclei...
You offer people to starve, do you really believe that hunger will add to their health?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №99179
 13.06.2014
to this:
The moon: Oh! My three-born brother (he is almost 18 years old) is studying at Tech. It is a completely blind belief in the infallibility of "Zi"" Shi". From the correspondence: grasshoppers, leather, shovel-up, I lively spoke. And my favorite: they’re the same people!

What didn’t you like about the shovel, right?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №99178
 13.06.2014
High glass business center. On the wall where the windows of our office are located glass washers work. Girls from the advertising department saw ropes, found old posters with models in underwear and clinged to the window. Why Why? "Well, they are boring there just talking about it - let at least half-naked girls look at it!"

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99177
 13.06.2014
No, I figured out of the present.
They will be reminded at work, put under the hand of another, and squeezed with their feet from joy, and when you remind them of responsibility, of conscience, it turns out, you have childish principles, and you do not know life.
Or children are born and are chased, not grown up, not raised, children are not walking, dirty, normal food is not even seen, and they call this the knowledge of life and the teaching of independence.
Previously, the intelligent educated Pechorin was a lost generation, and these are probably the generation "-1".

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №99176
 13.06.2014
And the lambs who read something here and write in задолba.li, and the lambs who read задолba.li and write here are the same people?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №99175
 13.06.2014
gearplex: By the way, about education: I was sitting somewhere in the theater at "And dawns here are quiet"
After the break, I talk to a friend.
50 backs that all the girls will die
Okay, they are beautiful. You think

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99174
 13.06.2014
Usually so say people who do not want to change anything in life (to lose weight, push muscles). Speaking is easier. I haven’t seen any fat athletes.
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Master of Sport, Master of Sport. 178 height and 96 weight. Archery is an Olympic sport.
Heavyweight athletes are not thin either. But the rock climbers... appear to be shaped, so on the wall they fly like in Chinese kung fu fighters, and in the campaigns the backpacks pull more of their weight.

From the humour. Longbooclub (the club where you shoot from a long English bow). One duck could not shoot from the bow a girl he would raise with one hand.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99173
 13.06.2014
Mobile bank sberbank is like a loving wife, constantly putting you a day on the phone, if suddenly ended, but with your own card...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №99172
 13.06.2014
The Brazilians once said that they will score as much as they want, and the enemy as much as they can. So let us drink for their desires to be removed from our possibilities.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99171
 13.06.2014
A car turning into a high-tech anthropomorphic robot to fight a medieval two-handed sword is something. We are waiting for a TV with a catana, a meat-cutting machine with a yogurt (by the way, probably functional)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №99170
 13.06.2014
Well, thank you for everything. For drums, shredders, cactus and cats. I have been with you for 6 years. You cannot be read now. It cannot continue like that anymore.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №99169
 13.06.2014
Lex: Few people know that the emblem of the Russian Federation is a fractal. The eagle in his nails has a spider with an eagle, whose nails have a spider.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №99168
 13.06.2014
Wow, I don’t care about you!
Oh yeah, I put it on you too. = = /
Zzz: And they lived long and happy without each other.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №99167
 13.06.2014
The council
HH: I want to rest. Just to rest. No phones and internet. The DPRK does not offer

and Cuba!!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №99166
 13.06.2014
Commentary on the film "22 minutes"
X: There is Captain Phillips. This is why?
U: There is "Potemkin", Eisenstein, why other films at all?
Z: After the arrival of the train at the station of the Lumiere brothers, all the films went into a boring shit.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №99165
 13.06.2014
This is:
Our deputies decided to punish those who feed homeless animals. Here is FIG for you! I will impose sanctions against a foolish decision: I will buy a large package of "Chappie" and feed a very decent dog family - a mother and three children who live under my garage.
It is...

Take this decent family home and feed as much as you can, a fucking lover of fleas.

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