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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №154412
 13.06.2020
When I lived in the community, of course, I encountered different situations. One night I woke up from a terrible scream of a neighbor who saw in the window (and we lived on the 4th floor) a man on a rope. I was scared that a student did not cope with the stress during the session. It turned out that it was just a guy on the boxes tied to his girlfriend. We were suggested not to risk our lives, get up to us and calmly get up to the destination. He said it was too simple and used further...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №154411
 13.06.2020
Sometimes amendments turn into redress.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №154410
 13.06.2020
China produces hats and T-shirts with the inscription "Boycott China" due to high demand in India.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №154409
 13.06.2020
I told my husband that when he got out of the soul, we would talk about what I found in his phone! The fourth day washed.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №154408
 13.06.2020
I’m not embarrassed, I’m not indifferent, and in case a person has something wrong – a bag or a bag out of the hospital without control. Even if it’s just a stranger on the street, I’ll come and say it politely. Just because I would like to be told in such a situation too.

So, a couple of years ago, I go on my business and I meet a girl. Well, the beauty is just - slim, hair wave, short top, shirt-pluse and heels. The men turn and die.

I was jealous for a moment. I think there is such a shit that there is so much emotion. I watched it as soon as we walked away. That is really shit. The naked ass in the strings.

The tip of the bottom from behind was stuck under the belt of the shirt, bowing the entire butt straight to the rubber of the cowards. of the deco)

She grabbed the girl, carefully told her to fix the shirt from the back. She turned red, and said:

I was in the subway, fucking!! to

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