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[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156433
 13.06.2021
Xxx: The fucking fucking fuck. I can't write while someone is standing next to me, it's inconvenient to stand with a whistle in your hands and wait until he leaves. The worst nightmare is to meet someone like me and we will forever be standing with scribes in our hands, unable to write until one of us leaves.



Yyy: This battle will be... wait... legendary

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №156432
 13.06.2021
Happiness is the feeling that everything is right.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №156431
 13.06.2021
The grandmother locks the robot vacuum cleaner in each room for at least half an hour, so that it (I quote) “wasted the vacuum cleaner normally, rather than pick up and go to another room.”

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №156430
 13.06.2021
We have social elevators and they work very well.
Not everyone can buy an apartment in the building where they are installed.

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