Vera: and me yesterday Vasya, well, the terrible little one, invited me on a date...
Q. And why did you refuse?
Why did you get that I refused?
Did you agree to it???! to
No, I have refused 😉

I accept the account (I). The student (c) drew a chart and did not mark the axis.
What is the Axis X?
c) The numbers
And on the axis?
c) also numbers
You will not argue!! to

He had a quarrel with his wife for half a day. I couldn’t tell you that I couldn’t talk and she heard that I was going to swim.
She: Sorry, I didn't want to call you, but if she found my underwear in your car it would be worse... Did you find it?
He: I found him yesterday.
She: What did you not say right away!
He: Isn’t it yours?? to

Never be ashamed to speak of your ignorance, for then your ignorance will speak for you.

About Vaska and Kayen

We have a shop next to the house.
Very small, we load cigarettes, bread and water there.
Sometimes I just go to see Vasco.
Vaska is a cat who lives in a store.
To be honest, look at something.
I’ve only seen such a big cat once in my life. Incredible size, thick, black with flames, phlegmatic monster.
Twenty kilos probably weigh it.
At night, Vasku is locked inside, and during the day he sleeps on the roof of a store.
He has no other entertainment, except to chase a accidentally rushed to the underground territory dog. Traditional joys of cat love Vaska, unfortunately, is deprived.

There is no direct way to the roof of the shop at Vasky. In order to get there, Vasske needs an intermediary.
Vasco does that.
The store opens at eight in the morning. Vaska goes out, sits at the door, and waits. A minute after ten comes Gazel with fresh bread, and parks on the only small fifth at the office entrance. When a man with paperboard hides in the store, Vaska jumps on the hood, from the hood to the cabin, then to the body, and already from there - to the roof.
It goes down, if necessary, with the same machete. Good goods are brought to the store several times a day. So if Vasske has slept down, he just sits on the edge of the roof, waiting for the accompanying vehicle. It often happens that while the car is unloaded,
Vaska has time to go down, do his cat affairs, and the same transport - back.

Drivers, of course, sometimes scorn, washing Vaskin's dirty fingerprints from the hood, and threaten him with a fist up, on the roof, and call Vasily various bad words. But they can do nothing. And locals, who know, try not to put cars there. No one wants to test the strength of their roof with a 20-kilogram bag with nails.

And here somehow Vaska sits on the roof, having just a clear desire to go down, and looks for suitable options.
And at this time to the store comes all such a brilliant and wrought passing porch cayenne. Blind eyes of price, edges, and deaf toning. And it shows clear intention to fit into this fifth.
There is no other place anyway.
The saleswoman Lena, a fat local aunt, seeing this intention in the window, and guessing how it could end, jumps out and begins to move on the cayenne with her hands. and screaming. What a no-no! can not! In any case!
But how do we? We usually have guys in the cayenne, who are guided by the principle that if nobody can, we can. And the porch continues to press on the fifth under the music from within itself. At the same time, the driver's glass descends, and there appears a wide smiling face, trying to break through the music on the move, what this funny aunt is screaming to him there.

At this time, Vasya, seeing from above the bad manoeuvres of Lena in relation to his accompanying vehicle, decides that the good is not sought, targets, and jumps the cayenne exactly on the cap.
And it turns out to be face-to-face with the sitting under the music in the cayenne.
And if for Vasily this meeting was more or less expected, then for the leader - not at all!
For a few seconds, Vasily tries through a deaf tone to consider what is inside, and then the next thing happens.

Here you know, there is such a trick, it is demonstrated in the lessons of physics in my way. Put a glass of water on a sheet of paper, and then this sheet from under the glass is sharply pulled out. The glass remains in place without piercing a drop.

Here’s how this sheet of paper, ripped, drove its cayenne from under Vasky.
The rear course.
He has already disappeared behind the corner in the clubs of burning rubber, and Vaska has been hanging in the air for some time, crawling his legs.
Then he fell, shrugged, shrugged his shoulders at such an unexpected disconnection, and went on his business.
But since then, without a special need, small cars try not to use.

Remember in the movie "Guest from the future" space pirates offered the boy Koles new Zhyguli for information about myelofone. But the guy already understood why, and replied, "Better kill immediately."

Siava: In my opinion, last year we talked about the fact that in this hot water will not be turned off.. or I confuse it with another city *ROLL*
tor: you confuse it with another country *LOL*

xxx has seen.
in the line object "canary balcony".
This is what the house should be so that the Canary has a balcony.
Yyy Hyevo probably in the winter canary. On the balcony.
xxx well there is a balcony so I don't think it's like you and me. All in holes.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY is a purely symbolic name. It is fashionable to fuck all the buuaras, call them coulouaras. Now the Canary Balcony has been invented. It will soon be called the catchment cottage for the poppy. The type we are steep, we have a balcony for a canary, a popcorn cottage... I wear a conur for a hook - 3 kilos of pure gold. You thought it was the stomach.? to
XXX is here.
Client: Peter G.A
The bedroom of the Sova.
XXX is not a pinguin.

The higher the frequency, the smaller the length of the wheel, the greater the penetrating capacity.
The length of the wool, oh lol

by Natasha:
In any case, when a girl
Looking at her husband, there must be an irresistible desire.
to fucking, cooking borscht, smoothing shirts and raising children like him.
All the rest - all these shoes, cats, Turks, cars - is all that.
Lies, Consumption and Consumers of the Soul

and Ruslan:
after the word "touch" the phrase could not be continued

Kabul Tour - the best tours to the hemp fields of Afghanistan!
YYY: On the ferry, what?
XXX: on the road.

I sit with a friend on the balcony and smoke.
I notice that someone in the neighboring Pirates of the Caribbean house is looking at the profile of Jack the Sparrow.
Someone is watching pirates.
Friend: Yes, really is it.
I: Strange, the picture does not change for a long time.
It turned out that the guy was watching football, and in front of the TV was a ficus

A few days ago, our buffs closed the reporting quarter:
The contractor in accordance with the method of "anubia-fast-work" brought the act of the works performed for the second half of July and the invoice. In addition to all other things, the act meant two points:
Transportation of goods to the site of work 3 8XX XX,XX rubles
Cleaning of roads and sites from snow 15X XX,XX rub

And that in two weeks! The July!
Gender with the wording "paytime" has placed his signatures everywhere.

And only then I went into the net and looked at the prices for the services of the freight companies and the prices for snow cleaning. I counted.
If you transport 62.3 tons of snow from Antarctica to the site, dissolve a layer of 5 cm and then remove it - you get almost the numbers that count!! to

If someone has a pattern from the fact that prisons are located on Liberty Street - stretch the pattern. People from prisons are released and walk on the street of Liberty. The streets are called optimists.

Deputy head of the State Duma Committee on Budget and Taxes Sergey Tikhonkov was detained in Moscow. He is suspected of street robbery.

As by the RBC in the law enforcement bodies of the capital, S. Tikhonkov was detained tonight after the police appealed to a resident of the city, who carried two passengers. He complained that he was beaten and his cell phone was taken away.

The kidnappers tried to escape, but one of them was quickly detained. They were found by an employee of the State Duma apparatus, with whom a stolen phone was found.

The investigation is currently underway and the issue of initiating a criminal case is being resolved. Why an official of the lower house of the Federal Assembly had to rob the driver of the car is unclear.
Tags: State Duma, Theft

The student. I bought a watch for 2K. I stopped drinking so I didn’t eat or fuck. The money in the wallet stopped disappearing.

I sit down, set up the network, write the IP address, the girl looks into the monitor and says:
- We at the institute at the 5th grade was also, gateways, masks, something was calculated, networks were configured, I did all the practical work without mistakes.
Hey, why am I sitting here? Take a laptop and do it :)
I’m not an ipad for you!
- O_O

Why do cats have 8 breasts?
YYY: It is life

XXX: Handicapped
YYYYYYYYYYY
XH: The Nose
WOW :D

News on Mail:
In the U.S. state of Colorado, a 21-year-old man died by shooting himself in the head while playing Russian roulette.

Commentary :
XXX: So he won.

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